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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27815) - you deserved it (36760) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Well nobody likes to lick carpet.

#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:39pm by 2ndSucks

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no one wants carpet burn on their tongue. be kind and shave your muff.

#6 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:40pm by awesomesaucem

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