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Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40220) - you deserved it (3237)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

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wellll that will be a fun 11 months...

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 5:56am by gusgus36

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how much money are we talkin about?

#8 - On 08/05/2011 at 6:01am by imustbeinsane

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