Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
by Taylor / 07/30/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
#1 - On 07/30/2011 at 6:06am by OcampoFTW
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At least he didn't call your vagina "Chewbacca"
#6 - On 07/30/2011 at 6:11am by marmots
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