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Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML


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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

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Pro Tip : only jack off on days that end in Y

#6 - On 07/08/2011 at 5:57am by warlockplayer19

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Son, the trick is to not let your mom know. I do it all the time and never get caught!

#2 - On 07/08/2011 at 5:50am by Chinnithy

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