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Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (2898)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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