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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44387) - you deserved it (4650)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

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Did I just get an erection?

#4 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:26pm by TylerX

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He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

#3 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:26pm by iAmScrubs

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