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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48764) - you deserved it (10794)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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oh no! you're not a whore!! f your life

#3 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:10pm by shinkdog

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That seems like a good thing to me...unless you're married

#5 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:12pm by wowfmlife

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