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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42511) - you deserved it (8366)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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