Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2009 at 11:07am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

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  • i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh?

    unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

    #2 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:10pm by fretforyerlatte

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  • Why did you lie?
    And what makes you a sex guru?

    #8 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:13pm by Arian

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