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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

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What the hell? What have you done recently to put her under the impression that you're a prostitute? Other than this, because this doesn't seem like a good enough excuse.

#3 - On 06/20/2011 at 2:38am by YacL

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bitch slap her back

#9 - On 06/20/2011 at 2:41am by richard121212

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