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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)

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She caught him watching Fox News...

#5 - On 06/11/2011 at 9:55am by dave04045

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What she doesn't realise is that your Dad was actually playing poker, and the 'vile smut' were pop-ups.

#2 - On 06/11/2011 at 9:54am by Miss_Michaela

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