Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)
#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:57am by marinus
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Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.
#4 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:59am by Miss_Michaela
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