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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42086) - you deserved it (8327)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:57am by marinus

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Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

#4 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:59am by Miss_Michaela

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