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Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44935) - you deserved it (4465)

On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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My parents were all, "orgasms are natural & beautiful things, after all, thats how we created you."

#9 - On 05/06/2011 at 11:32pm by fatalkiss

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your parents need to get their mind out of the gutter

#14 - On 05/06/2011 at 11:36pm by nickdunbar

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