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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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F your grandma's life.

Today, I fell off the toilet and got stuck between it and the wall. I'm not making this up. My grandson had to come home from his date with his girlfriend to rescue me. FML.

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:08am by wallythedolly

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Poor grandma!

If you've been in the relationship for 2 years and have both decided that you're ready, it will happen. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future. It's good that you helped out Grandma when she needed it.

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:12am by Ohnoitslindsay

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