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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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F your grandma's life.

Today, I fell off the toilet and got stuck between it and the wall. I'm not making this up. My grandson had to come home from his date with his girlfriend to rescue me. FML.

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:08am by wallythedolly

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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:08am by YOUNGSMUTTY

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