Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

by danggit3290 / 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.

    #3 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:02pm by instrumentals

    See in context

  • YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

    #10 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:04pm by dantheman931

    See in context