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Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't finish. There was a knock on the door, a clinician and a lab assistant both were there, wondering if I was ok. I have to go back next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55489) - you deserved it (7883)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by alpine75 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?

#5 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:08pm by onelove7563

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It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:03pm by codesniper1313

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