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Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you were fighting a lot, right?" Wrong. I then had to explain to him that his erectile dysfunction wasn't something to be embarrassed about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (3026)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Meow!

#1 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:18am by YankeesUniverse

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Sounds hard. did he need a stiff drink to calm his nerves? I hope you told him he was a stand up guy and didn't deserve for her
to bring him down.

#15 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:29am by enonymous

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