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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (52195)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

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don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

#2 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:51am by chewbacca69

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YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

#5 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:54am by Bekll

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