Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice
#2 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:51am by chewbacca69
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YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?
#5 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:54am by Bekll
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