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Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (2736)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by kharrington - United States (Connecticut)

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WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

#5 - On 04/07/2011 at 4:38pm by capnbzarr

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sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
you been banging my husband?
I go beserk on you!

#3 - On 04/07/2011 at 4:35pm by beeship321

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