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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46177) - you deserved it (6028)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

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wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

#25 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:39pm by Woodsy007

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Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

#13 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:25pm by Happygofucky

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