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Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77194) - you deserved it (5749)

On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well...are you?

#1 - On 05/02/2009 at 8:10am by aupilot

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you just got BURNED by your doctor.

#2 - On 05/02/2009 at 8:11am by fretforyerlatte

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