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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML


I agree, your life sucks (85237) - you deserved it (5096)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:50am - intimacy - by amiadori (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating...

Different area code - not cheating
Over the clothes touching - not cheating
Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating

It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

#6 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:11am by Jaywin

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That's a great excuse.

"I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

#9 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:13am by Shihaby

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