Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

by amiadori / 05/01/2009 at 5:50am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating...

    Different area code - not cheating
    Over the clothes touching - not cheating
    Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
    I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating

    It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

    #6 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:11am by Jaywin

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  • That's a great excuse.

    "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

    #9 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:13am by Shihaby

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