Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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#3 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:28pm by 89jessica
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You should have told her you took up drugs instead.
#1 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:25pm by explodingmuffint
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