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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32842) - you deserved it (15996)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I have two words for you:

Lightsaber battles.

#3 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:28pm by 89jessica

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Nice mom :D well you still have a few more years. Just don't let them expire, that would be a waste of those cool glow-in-the-dark condoms!

#6 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:30pm by Doortje

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