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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML


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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

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and she didn't feel the need to hang up?

#2 - On 02/21/2011 at 6:06am by sthrr

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The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

#3 - On 02/21/2011 at 6:11am by crystal_james

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