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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36621) - you deserved it (13206)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

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and she didn't feel the need to hang up?
Ew..

#2 - On 02/21/2011 at 6:06am by sthrr

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That's why I always use a cellphone when I have phone sex with my girlfriend.

#1 - On 02/21/2011 at 6:04am by relyo

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