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Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (10745)

On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Trying to use fml to help in your cover story is a horrible plan.

#4 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:31am by Peasanthunter

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...So lying in your bed laughing automatically means you're masturbating?

#2 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:27am by rebekahmarie

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