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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

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You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can fuck your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

#7 - On 02/18/2011 at 7:13pm by FYLDeep

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seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 7:03pm by unmadebed

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