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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

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You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can fuck your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

#7 - On 02/18/2011 at 7:13pm by FYLDeep

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So basically what your saying is that you are taking an amazing vacation that not everyone in this current economy can afford, and in order to make it something you can afford your wife had to downscale on the hotel room. I'll tell you what, I'll switch you places. I'd take disney world with my kids over sex any day.

Now stop whining and enjoy your vacation. You ungrateful ass.

#29 - On 02/18/2011 at 8:11pm by kmarrs

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