Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?
#2 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:12pm by Doortje
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this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything
#6 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:21pm by thefallenoo
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