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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

#2 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:12pm by Doortje

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this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

#6 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:21pm by thefallenoo

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