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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15167) - you deserved it (53345)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

#5 - On 02/06/2011 at 6:56am by Warlemming

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Maybe you should be watching your kid, not fucking your boyfriend.

#4 - On 02/06/2011 at 6:54am by Crimsonhead

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