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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:16pm by DRchika

I just wAnted pplz to see my username.FML

#433 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:53pm by ericvolp12

inorite?

#436 - On 03/20/2010 at 3:03pm by bullet345

Icecream rocks and you knows it!

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:16pm by Tehalon

you've chosen a winner.

#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by laxinmidge

boys will be boys

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by lyssa61189

get cockblocked by the ice cream man

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:18pm by omgitsseejay

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#6 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:18pm by YallNoobs

WELL COME ON! its spring and everyone knows that the ice cream men are just starting to come out! he wanted to be one the first people to buy from that ice cream man! you should be more considerate and possibly even paid for his ice cream. im sure he woulda paid you back in bed later... ;)

#7 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:18pm by wutupbruh

@2 so true so very true

#8 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:18pm by nomad5926

COCKBLOCK!!!!!! Love The Ice Cream Man

#9 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by Will09

that's what happens when you date 10 year olds .

#10 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by almostouttt

who doesnt love the ice cream man

#11 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by sampsonite24

Oh my god! That's horrible haha. I can definitely see my boyfriend doing something like this. One time I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob while we lay on the couch, and all of a sudden he glanced at the clock, excitedly screamed "THE NEW EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IS ON!", and told me to stop and pass him the remote.

#12 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by nikkimomo

Awww... He's a keeper. And I'm not being sarcastic.

#13 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by MegL

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#14 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:20pm by poison29

omg that sucks sooo much :((( seriously why are there so many posts like this? do guys seriously not even want sex anymore?

#15 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:20pm by happygirl

Wouldn't stop her if the sex was good, but if it wasn't... ice cream man! ice cream man!

#421 - On 07/13/2009 at 8:03pm by monkey314159

Personally...I would laugh really hard. That's priceless and also adorable. I'd be heading out the door with him for the ice cream. I agree with #13...he's a keeper.

#16 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:22pm by Mabel1989

who cares. ice creams good

#17 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:22pm by mattiscool

you are obviously not understanding the importance of the ice cream man

#18 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by comment_guy

Heck yes! I would have totally ran after him and gotten some too!

Then you could have fun teasing each other with popsicles before moving on to more "fun" hehe...

#19 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by ammali

I think I'd be ok with it as long as he brought me a strawberry crunch bar... or maybe he wanted to eat it off of you?

#20 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by poolshark

#15 i do

#21 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by mauhavok

well, did he buy you one? :p

#22 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by pxs

That's awesome. Really.

I was unaware ice cream trucks were still in service these days, heh.

#23 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by Yamamayaa

Ice cream > Sex

#24 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:24pm by Phlecks

LOL #24!! xxox

#428 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:17pm by MLSxxox

LMFAO!!!

#25 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:25pm by alyssamarie218

aww.
he might have peter pan syndrome xD

#26 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:25pm by planecrashdreams

I was giving my bf a blowjob yesterday and we heard the ice cream truck. He started laughing, but yeah, I'm glad he didn't go rush over to get himself some eats. LOL

#27 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:26pm by white_mouse

hellz yeah, this is me in FML form. OMG ICE CREAM MAN!!! rofl, I'm going to do that some day...

#28 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:26pm by mrhahn530

YDI for not having a sense of humor and not appreciating ice cream. You suck.

#29 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:26pm by pickle_juice

That's awesome.

#30 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:27pm by Shadic

haha, my girlfriend loves that guy. XD

#32 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:29pm by KawaiiRoxas

Get the Ice Cream Man involved, then your boyfriend won't have to leave to talk to him.

#33 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:30pm by fbirem

I feel like I would do that.
I'd probably get all excited and look @ my boyfriend and be like "Can we PLEASE get icecrea?"
baha

#34 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:30pm by bananaface7

like you don't like ice cream more than making out.

#35 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:32pm by sharpe15

Im a guy, and would totally do that.

#36 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:33pm by 14nickel

Sometimes, Ice cream > sex.

#37 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:33pm by pirates_go_yarrr

lmao, #15...its ice cream...the girls still gonna be there when he gets back (hopefully :-P)...but if he waits the ice cream man will go away

#38 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:34pm by trackrunner525

LOL! I'd be cracking up, and I'd get my clothes on and run after him. Idiot, this isn't an FML!

#39 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:35pm by Meowff

your bf is adorable.

#40 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:36pm by hiimnatalie

Do him less often. He'll appreciate you more.

#41 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:36pm by zander09

Your boyfriend's awesome. Have more sex with him.

#42 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:37pm by shmaller

So did he come back and do the 12 year-old's version of 9 1/2 weeks and let the popsicle melt onto your body?

#43 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:37pm by I_am_stupid_also

I get the impression if you diclosed your boyfriend's age you'd be admitting to a felony....

#44 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:37pm by Rhern

oh my gooosh hahaha. but in all honesty i can't say i wouldn't do the same.

lol @ 44

#45 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:40pm by angelxcollins

#29- I thought it was pretty clear the OP didn't have a 'Good Humor'... why else would her boyfriend have to run to the ice cream truck?

#46 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:41pm by poolshark

#31 - it's caused by the release of oxytocin when you start messing around. It's their version of blue balls.

#47 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm by I_am_stupid_also

cheers #31. couldn't agree more.

#48 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:43pm by dspadres

i would laugh and get dressed and follow him.

#49 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:43pm by fsamslife92

Ok? I'm female and I would do that to if I had some loose change and heard the ice cream man outside.

#50 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:47pm by pancakelover

Your boyfriend is freaking awesome.

#51 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:48pm by shellyelly

hahaha
wow is your boyfriend like ten years old
this really doesn't constitute a FML

#52 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:48pm by vanityinsanity

#46 - Nice Pun...
OP - You need to relax and have some fun. Your bf is awesome.
Don't all the women's mags constantly tell you that you should be with a guy who is spontaneous and whimsical... Although the fact that you were mid foreplay might get irritating it's still all in good fun.

#53 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:50pm by The_Sadist

lmao, thats one of the funniest things I've read on hear. BTW, guys always have to hear about how all they think about is sex. Then when we prove otherwise we get crap for that too.

#54 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:51pm by fourstringr1

This is NOT an FML. It's HILARIOUS. I would be laughing so hard I'd be crying. Mostly because I could totally see my boyfriend doing this ...

#55 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:51pm by nikkirito

LMFAO, mega cockblock! but who doesn't love this ice cream man :) i'd find that funny, not fml.

#56 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:53pm by jennikins

I would have done the same exact thing. You seem like a shitty girlfriend.

#57 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:54pm by Jellybones

Did he jump up and down and clap his hands excitedly while in line while figuring out what he wanted?

#31, I agree. Kinda makes all girls/women (because we know some of these haven't finished going through puberty) seem like whores doesn't it?

#58 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:55pm by anglcdvl89

hahahaha. I love this. Not an FML

#59 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:55pm by lkrofct

ahahahahahah this is hilarious

#60 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm by xxPrettyJane

if youre trying to say something melodramatic like "so basically, my boyfriend is more turned on by ice cream than me." that is NOT true and you know it! i woulda done the same thing! well im a girl, so itd be vice versa but you get the picture haha.
oh and btw, i hope you didnt freak out on him because he seriously sounds AWESOME haha.

#61 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:58pm by ftsk_fan_12

man's got his priorities straight. hope he bought you one

#62 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:59pm by lifebarelyeffed

Hahaha. That's totally something I would do. Be grateful your boyfriend isn't a sex crazed pig and still retains some childhood joy. He seems like a catch, you seem like a jerk for complaining.

#63 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:59pm by Aciliveth

Maybe a popsicle with Super Mario on it is better than your vagina?

#64 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:02pm by lostathome

you can't blame him for that one!

#65 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:02pm by benjis54

I think it was him that said "pop goes the weasel". He was finished and wanted to GTFO. Ice cream was just a bonus.

Also, I've never heard a ice cream truck that played music with lyrics. Although it was good build-up to the resolution of the FML.

Get over yourself, you were making out not in the middle of some tantric sex extravaganza. You can't take a break, have a little ice cream then return to where you left off?

#66 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:03pm by rukusrazor

lol, some guy

#67 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:03pm by i_am_tiff_21

the ice cream man rocks!

#68 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:05pm by Jordie210

ah, men....

#69 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:05pm by alwaysalady

Win! lmfao

#70 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:06pm by iWaddle

YDI the ice cream man is amazing

#71 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:09pm by Gorillazbmx6

did he bring back enough for both of you?

#72 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:09pm by shaPOW

lol, Ice-cream>you

#73 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:11pm by krisFrAnHeehar

Um... Ice cream trucks are something special. Don't be so selfish about it.

#74 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:12pm by da_newb

Hahahahahah that's hilarious!! hope he brought some for you...who doesn't like ice cream and sex!!!

#75 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:12pm by imfunny

This is only a FYL if he didn't get you any.

#76 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:13pm by mobius8

This is one of the funniest stories recently. Girls get too caught up in themselves and they just need to appreciate life a little more!

#77 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:13pm by collegekid29

Totally agree with #31... unless your a virgin lol

#78 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:17pm by Rockyio

keep that man.

#79 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:17pm by ohnoitsdad109

I agree with #40. Hehe, I aspire to have a boyfriend like yours! : D

#80 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:20pm by amiiix3

lol to number 24

#81 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:23pm by increasethepeace

some people like ice cream over pie

#82 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:25pm by JohnFR33M4N

That is sooooo cute and funny

#83 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:29pm by hubertcumberdale

I like his priorities!

#84 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:30pm by quesoesbueno59

If I had a guy, I think I'd have to do the same to him. And then maybe implement my ice cream in sexytime directly afterward.

#85 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:32pm by ffpoisongirl

lol haha he would :P
what ice cream did he gett??
did u have anyy??
did he buy u anny??
if he didn't, then thats FMLL !! :P :D

#86 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:34pm by Vanee

i agree with #41

#87 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:35pm by dearViena

i want to date your boyfriend

#88 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:36pm by cmckeon329

you're boyfriend sounds like someone i can have a beer with.

#89 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:37pm by JacktheBlack

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ice cream + sex = AMAZINGNESS

#90 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:38pm by captainfailure

FYBF's life for having a girlfriend who just doesn't know how to recognize something that's ridiculously adorable.

#92 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:39pm by pagemaster

You can get off just about whenever you like, relative to how often the ice cream man comes by.

Besides, he just sounds awesome.

#93 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:44pm by callummm

ice cream > sex

#94 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:45pm by BlaBlaBla_95

Whether this is fake or not, totally with the boyfriend on this one.

#95 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:45pm by pinchhh

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#96 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:48pm by ogloc

sorry to tell you, but your boyfriend sounds fucking awesome.
and this is coming from a girl.

#97 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:52pm by FMY_FYL

Hahahahhahaaaaaaaaa, I can TOTALLY see myself doing this. LMFAO
Btw, I'm a girl. And yet, I have this awesome image of me shotgunning out of a room when I hear the ice cream truck. This makes me rofl.

#98 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:52pm by brittanycraze

Maybe he got the ice cream to spice things up in bed.

#99 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:53pm by I_Deserved_It

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MY HERO.

#100 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:53pm by juicebahx

also, I agree with #92. that's so freaking adorable.

#101 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:53pm by FMY_FYL

HAHAHA

#102 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:53pm by gayfags

i would have done the same thing...the ice cream man is way more important than sex. you can always continue after your boyfriend is finished with his ice cream.

#103 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:54pm by McZeal

And this is why 5 year olds shouldn't be dating.

#104 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:55pm by alex_vik

Hopefully you locked the door behind him as he ran out of the house.

#105 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:55pm by Guairdean

how can you be upset at that? you obviously have your priorities mixed up. take a lesson from him.

#107 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:57pm by Socrates

well at least he grabbed his clothes...

lol

also sounds like something I would do rofl

#108 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:58pm by dwights

Win-Win. Have him put the ice cream on you and lick it off.

#111 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:01pm by wannabegangsterr

Your boyfriend is my hero, I think.
I'd do that. :]
Ice cream is amazing.

#112 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:05pm by Pointless

You're lucky to even have ice cream trucks. I think they're illegal here. D:
Also, it might have been his excuse to stop making out. Ice cream is better anyway.

#113 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:06pm by Atropos

icecream truck?! where the hell do you live that it's warm enough this time of year to put icecream above sex?!

it's still very cute, though.

;)

#114 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:07pm by rachelann47

and that's why you shouldn't date people who havent hit double digits yet...

#115 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:10pm by kelevra012

Ice cream pwns and sometimes the ice creamman pwns all! I get excited to hear the icecream man, but he doesn't come on my street in this stupid Yankee town. If I was makin out w/ a girl, I'd seriously consider it, and probably run out commando just in Jeans or shorts. It'd be worth it.

#116 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:15pm by Rebel_Wrangler

Dude, are you kidding? It's the freakin' ice cream man. Be more selfish.

#117 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:17pm by survivalism

hahaha I agree with 16 and 19. I'm pretty sure I'd be out the door for the ice cream man too, clothed or not. Ice cream just rules too much

#118 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:24pm by Truffles

HAHAHAHA cockblock

stop being so ridiculous I'd be out the door just as fast as he was. geeze

#119 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:25pm by m0nicam0nster

Man I really wish that there was a "WIN!" option for FML.

#120 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:28pm by zeemadhatter

He's a keeper. Seriously. Im not being sarcastic

#121 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:32pm by housemd1120

This is why 12 year olds shouldn't have sex

#122 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:33pm by seitosilver

In all honesty, I would have done the same thing he did. I'm sure your make-out skills are among the best, but there's no passing up an ice cream truck.

#123 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:33pm by asmidiske

I hope he got you one at least XD

#124 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:37pm by AnneFTW

LOL

That was sooooo funny! He's a cool guy

And you're definitely not the person to be with him if you're one of those who feel embarrased out of everything and don't even have a bit of humor

#125 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:38pm by _pk_

i woulda followed right after! i love ice cream!!!!

#126 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:39pm by Melodyfire

that is definitely something my boyfriend would do xD.
you have to realize here that although guys bodies may grow and mature, their brains stop doing that around age 6, as far as i can tell...

#127 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:43pm by cupcakeqt

you guys were just making out, his dick wasn't even in, he can always come back AFTER he has that delicious delicious icecream

#128 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:47pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

The Ice Cream man waits for no one. One must do what he has to do in order to catch it.

#129 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:49pm by Lou_Briccant

Today, I was making out with my significant other naked when I heard the ice cream man and ran to get some. When I came back he was angry. Psshhaw, he thought she was more important than the ice cream man. FML.

okay, I know I'm not funny but whatever! :)
and your bf sounds amazing! haha

#130 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:50pm by crunkkidz

Lol, some people are addicted to ice cream. Can't blame em.

#131 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:54pm by 24788

lol, that bites

#132 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:54pm by 24788

He did that because he can. He knows there are no consequences for eating ice cream when you wanna bump him. Secretly, you feel for him and his ice cream addiction.

#133 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:02pm by Shreddd

lmao, #31 is my hero.
though one time my boyfriend did stop me mid-bj so he could watch dateline, hahahha. i feel yah there.

#134 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:03pm by lmao_rofl9

haha wowww if this ever happened to me i'd just be like "wow, really now?" lol

#135 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:04pm by SingingalotFYE

i hope he at least got you something from the truck too!!

#136 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:10pm by noreallyitstrue

How's this an fml? That's so unbelievably adorable. I probably would've run for ice cream after him.
If you don't want him, I'll keep him :)

#137 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:14pm by poopooface

Did he at least bring some back? Perhaps a milkshake?

#138 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:17pm by frootyloopyshin

you must be a real beast in bed.

#139 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:18pm by annika

I would've done the same thing.

#140 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:19pm by RockyII5

who the fuck makes out naked and isnt having sex at the same time?

#141 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:19pm by CourtneeMalakian

ahahahahhahahahaha. your boyfriend is the shit

#142 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:24pm by cantelopenipples

Hahahahah.

#143 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:27pm by lmaofml7

haha hes like a little kid!!!BUT who doesnt love ice cream dude?seriously!!!!

#144 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:28pm by JeSsIeBoO

Wow some of you are so bitter.
I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age.

#145 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:32pm by bella_brasil

The question is...who WOULDNT do this for the ice cream man?!!??! That man is the best thing ever! :)


Your boyfriend is my hero.

#146 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:32pm by becky_becks

Oh yeah...he's a keeper.

#147 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:34pm by LysssNysss

Wow some of you are so bitter.
I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age.

& lmfao 64 and 128 (:

#148 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:36pm by bella_brasil

LOL IT WAS ME!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!

#149 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:36pm by BRBICECREAMTRUCK

LOL, that was the best FML i've ever heard. i'm still laughing.
what a funny guy. hopefully you have a sense of humor and can appreciate it.

#150 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:39pm by Epoch

Your boyfriend is my hero, that is soo funny!

#151 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:40pm by xxdani

I would have been right behind him, racing him to the truck.

That's adorable. He's a keeper.

#152 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:41pm by HelloStarshine

LOL maybe he will bring you some?
Ice cream is the best tho

#153 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:46pm by Rantie

110% win.

seriously, sometimes ice cream is all you need :P

#154 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:51pm by BobSwarley

wow, people really need to lay off of her, i read it as a joke and as something i might share too to brighten up other people's days. I know that it made mine marginely better. i think that its cute that he still loves the ice cream man that much and besides its spring, he's been MIA since September!
Anyways, I really hope you laughed it off and maybe got some yourself. Sex can take place at anytime and pretty much anywhere, the icecream man only comes five months a year!

#155 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:53pm by ehue

so i guess he didn't have time to "POP up his penis" before the ice cream man came.

#156 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:00pm by mylifeisfuckeddd

hahahahahaha sux fr u. did he get u some?

#157 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:01pm by mentallymessedup

Don't take it too personal, it just happens, ive done similar lol. I mean its the fricken ice cream truck.

#158 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:01pm by primogen18

I've done this, actually very recently (I'm 23) while making out, but not whilst receiving a blowjob. I get too few of those from the GF to abandon ship for ice cream...even if it is the best ice cream in the world.

#159 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:02pm by whymenow

Hahaha that's awesome

#160 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:03pm by sneakjoint

As a female, I'd totally would run with him to get ice cream! XD

#161 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:10pm by sleepykid00

awwuh! he sounds like a cute guy. you should keep him :)

#162 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:11pm by ThotBoutTheGame

I think that's admirable in a way. He sounds fun, and childlike - which is good.

#163 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:12pm by Me27

ice cream and sex is a great combination. Don't complain. I probably would have raced the guy to the truck = )

#164 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:13pm by ThatsAli3

i see both me and my girlfriend doing this. haha.

#165 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:14pm by squelf

I've had that happen to me. Only it was a blowjob. He told me I had to hurry up cuz he wasn't gonna miss out on ice cream.

#166 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:15pm by exciter666

That's what you get for dating a little kid, you pervert

#167 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:15pm by ColdChoas

haha i love this one! and your boyfriend is a keeper. that's adorable :)

#168 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:16pm by brittimes2

Awww, that's actually reallllyyy cute :D!
:P
I woulda been fine with it.
Icecream is better then sex. :P
haha.

#169 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:17pm by sawabear15

You know better than to come between a man and the ice cream truck!

#170 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:17pm by Nakedsquirrel

A classic.
lmao, I would've done the same. (:

#172 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:19pm by sliimxshady

hahahha, funniest thing i've heard all day.

#173 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:21pm by i_like_big_butts

#42 and #41 right after each other - priceless =D

#174 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:22pm by Yulia

I'm glad you're so important to your boyfriend
hah ice cream truck ftw!!

#175 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:25pm by DamnAshleyyy

...wow, looks like you found a guy who knows his priorities.

#176 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:25pm by SVelasquez

who blames him???? c> woo hoo!!

#177 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:29pm by InTheAyer

y would u just lay there naked with out having sex or doing something, either u are extremely prude and wont let anything enter u or are just a moron, well i dont blame him if u couldnt even have sex but just decide to lay naked. u dumb shit

#178 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:33pm by eggnogg

hahahaha sounds like my bf!

#179 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:36pm by tangello

lol I'd have done the same thing.

#180 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:37pm by LadyRedgraveDMC

hahaha, Thats soo great. Hes a keeper !

#181 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:43pm by Nichoe7ukka

Hahahaha. Win!

#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:48pm by libertyprime

LOL. that's awesome.

#183 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:51pm by fallen77

Hahaa! Aww, that's adorable. That means he's not completely focused on sex, haha.

Though I must wonder why you would be lying in bed with a 10-year-old.

#184 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:59pm by Oriina

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#185 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:05pm by bebepatita

hahahahahahaha ! ROFTL ! this made me laugh really hard. this is my fave FML yet !

#186 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:11pm by Ellex333

best. FML. ever. i laughed SO HARD.

#187 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:15pm by annaelise

# 3 is lol

#188 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:16pm by xOMFGx

That is adorable! :3
How often do you even hear Ice Cream trucks these days?
Seriously... I'd run out too!
You can make out anyday, the Ice Cream man only comes on occassion. :]

#189 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:17pm by LovelyCutiePie

what so you couldn't get some ice cream and come back and continue what you were doing?

fail

#190 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:22pm by genius_man16

What are you, 12?

#191 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:28pm by ccyto

You should have gotten him to buy you ice cream.

#192 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:28pm by love_revived

You could have easily turned that into the funnest sex ever. You suck for not taking advantage of it. Tell him to get you a popsicle. Just seeing a naked girl eat a popsicle would want to make him want to fuck you for sure.

#193 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:30pm by Eiotlrd

LMFAO!!!
i think i would go for the ice cream too!!

#194 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:34pm by jiequals3

Quit being such a bitch.
Ice cream owns making out.

"-making out-"
"-Pop Goes the Weasel-"
"-stop-"
...
"OH MY FUCKING GOD GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME. -pushes off- ICE CREEEEAM!"

#195 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:49pm by Sessee

ICE CREAM!!! lol i think i would of doen teh same if i really wanted some ice cream

#196 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:53pm by CheezerX

my boyfriend would do the same thing. i can't really blame him though. ice cream is pretty bitchin.

#197 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:58pm by amykillswitch

maybe you shouldn't date a ten year old, crikey

#198 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:58pm by jj732

you're boyfriend is absolutely ahmaZing! im a chick && i would totaly do that,hahah

#199 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:00pm by ondreeuhlace

So cute. I would be weirdly proud of my fiance if he did this. He's never seen the ice cream man :(

#200 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:04pm by Scootles7

I am getting SO sick of the word 'proceed' she proceeds, he proceeded, every damn fml uses it.

#201 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:05pm by yeaaafml

This is my new favorite FML. so effing funny

#202 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:05pm by MichaelScarn

Love the ice-cream trucks and all their delicious treats, but, if he a gentleman would have asked you if you wanted to go outside for a little after-orgasm ice-cream then, when you came back, smeared them all over your body and then licked it all off.

How much better would sex be if Dippin' Dots were served afterwards?!

I'm a genius.

#203 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:14pm by neverland

wow you must be dead ugly..

#204 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:14pm by dlogan93

This is so funnnny. I love the Ice Cream Man, and I love your boyfriend.

Ice Cream is better than sex EVERY day.

#205 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:15pm by xClarkGable

that is the correct response. Any other and you should have broken up with him.

#206 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:18pm by whoduhhelru

bahahah, that is totally something both me and my boyfriend would do.

what you SHOULD'VE done is turned the eating of ice cream into foreplay. if you know what i mean. just sayin'.

and btw, you can make out naked in bed any day. ice cream man, at least where i live, is very rare.

#207 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:21pm by starvingxartist

this is definetly my favorite fml(:

#208 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:22pm by itsalongstory

i honestly dont see the FML here...hey if i was in bed with a dude and i heard that...id so chose the ice cream...WHO DOESNT LOVE SPRINKLES -_-

#209 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:24pm by skittlesxmonster

Well...the icecream man is pretty beast.

#210 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:29pm by TootyFruity123

This made me laugh irl. I can just see his face brighten like that of a child. Word of advice: don't marry this one.

#211 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:36pm by cadenernest

when you add food with sex it's awesome. all you need now is to add tv to the equation.

#212 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:41pm by rwarlol

Aww, shit, dude, I would do that too! It's not like we were actually getting it on. ICE CREAM!

#213 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:47pm by GrapefruitZoe

That's actually kinda cute :)

#214 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:17pm by dramamommy

haha i like this one sucks but funny as hell :)

#215 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:31pm by truman

Haha...aww...maybe he was thinking of getting you ice cream, which would definitely make for anything and everything else.

#216 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:31pm by curryndricegirll

lmao that suckss

#217 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:32pm by xenaa

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#218 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:34pm by louisianagrrrrl

Is your boyfriend Homer Simpson?

#219 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:34pm by Scheisse11

this ain't a fml ice cream rocks ur socks!

#220 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:47pm by heyitzmeh

That man knows his priorities!

#221 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:16pm by xcman

haha!! Heck yes!! icecream is always better from the icecream man, or woman!!! ;)

#222 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:30pm by tweetie0918

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this.

#223 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:38pm by xerinny

Does your boyfriend wear pampers or huggies?

#224 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:39pm by Sarah_R

I would totally do that, and my boyfriend would come with me.=)

#225 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:40pm by aye_aye

I agree with 225, I would TOTALLY do that too

#226 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:45pm by Sneakyxllama

... i just cant comprehend why ice cream and FML are in the same sentence... your boyfriend sounds cool if you decide to dump his ass over this, can i have him?

#227 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:51pm by chilipeppersrok

I'm sorry, I found this hilarious.

#228 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:51pm by kiripsan

So when a guy shows that he isn't just about sex girls flip out, but when thye are just about sex it's just as bad? Make up your minds

#229 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:51pm by MukyDaCookie

Dude
the order is
Ice cream
fight club
Chick fights
Booze
girlfriend

how do you not know that?

#230 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:55pm by Evee

Aww.
xD
aha!

#231 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:01am by Kareohlynah

I would have ditched Jesus to see the ice cream man.
And I'm a girl.

...

#232 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:04am by HOLLAcaust

YES!

#233 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:21am by i8anfml

I would TOTALLY do this. That's awesome.

#234 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:25am by emilyelle

LOL
That sucks, but it makes me laugh because it reminds me of my boyfriend. Haha. He would definitely do that.

#235 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:28am by faery

OH MY GAWD I DID THIS ONCE TO MY BF! HAHAHAH

#236 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:31am by effmalife

If you didn't get one after that, what the hell.

#237 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:48am by Emwo

Why is it ALWAYS pop goes the weasel that those ice cream trucks play? I mean, no matter what city, always, pop goes the weasel.

#238 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:52am by ggwtf2009

i would never to that to my gf

#239 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:59am by samus129

Pfff. Unless it was the gelato man, so not worth it.

#240 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:07am by Kitola

Considering how long it's been since I've actually seen an "Ice Cream Man" Truck.... Yeah, it would be worth it. Or if it was my GF that did it to me, I'd just burst out in laughter, then follow her out ASAP.

#241 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:08am by Chadling

hilarious. i would do the same just for shits and giggles.

#242 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:20am by spaektor

FYL indeed. However, because I am both an outside observer and a terrible person, I am too busy thinking this is hilarious to have any sympathy.

#243 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:24am by cransformer

it had never crossed my mind to do this cuz i figured by girlfriend would get pissed but now that i know 90% of girls think its cute im gonna go for it....

besides, if my girlfriend gets pissed i can just find someone who will run out there with me, ICE CREAM IS FUCKING DELICIOUS and you obviously aren't....sorry

#244 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:31am by y0ur_life_sucks

I.respect.this.man o.O
And would do the same thing. XD

#245 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:39am by robinhoood

He's a keeper. Gotta love ice cream though. ;]

#246 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:41am by candyxpopcorn

it's ice cream i mean come on. who wouldn't do that

#247 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:43am by johnnyramone

I swear I've read this one on this site already.

#248 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:44am by skierguy

omg that sucks! it better have been the best ice cream ever

#249 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:44am by sweetness14

hey ice cream is awesome!
lol i can imagine Turk doing this (on scrubs) or JD.

#250 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:45am by pennygoo

Did he at least buy you something?

#251 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:15am by Magus

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

#252 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:41am by DoeDeka

I thought that you meant someone said, "Pop goes the weasel!" while you guys were making out. That would have been so much worse.

#253 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:45am by whatnow444

I love your boyfriend.

#254 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:54am by majesticjac

That's so cute. I mean, yeah, ditching sex for ice cream is not good but hey, he's a guy. You could never get in between guys and their foods.

#255 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:12am by lifesagamble

I would laugh so hard. xD

#257 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:38am by Adnilinda

Thats cute! If thats how his inner child rolls, roll with him! Sounds like he keeps things exciting. lol

#258 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:44am by Epiphany1882

he left cause he's bored. just getting naked and making out doesn't excite a lot of guys, esp when they've seen it before. we're not just total horndogs like the movies make us out to be. get proactive, suck his dick and make sure he knows you love it. show a lot more reaction to what he does to you that you like. lick his balls. get into it, stop lying there

#259 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:14am by ConSeannery

Sex < Icecream

#260 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:50am by AwesomeCakePie

That would be me, fuck clothes

#261 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:09am by rick_in_ak

Are you dating a seven year-old?

#262 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:16am by Stupidstupidrat

well you can always use the ice cream for some fun...

#263 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:23am by were_giraffe

That definitely sounds like something I would do... my boyfriend would probably get a kick out of it, though haha.

#265 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:50am by Serajwl

Where I live there's a truck that plays pop goes the weasel but it sells crack. I'm just saying. =)

#266 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:25am by kt20

Sounds like a jerk to me. Dump his ass. lol. if you were just making out, that's one thing.

#267 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:22am by Sarcian

hey, hey, hey... can i has your boyfran?

#268 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:25am by srslydude

Even though this isn't a FML, it is still utterly HILARIOUS!!!

#269 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:22pm by BrannFYR

hahaha!!! Ok... That's just what we mature adults do :) Didn't you know that? My first here in college I was sitting in my friends dorm above us are frat boys. We're sitting there talking and all of a sudden we hear the ice cream man jingle. We sat and listened to 10 frat boys scream, " ICE SRCEAM MAN!!!" and then them trampling down the stairs...

#270 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:55pm by SexyRexi

What kind of girlfriend are you for not being excited also? YDI

#271 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm by shoeofallcosmos

Can't be mad about someone being excited over the truck. It is, truly, one of the best things in the world to hear.

#272 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:33pm by Zaratuir

oh goddd i havent laughed so hard b444....Onlyy cuzz thats sotin that a guy i konw would doo..and yes: Boys will be Boys lol...and lolll #269!!!

#273 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:33pm by ddaarr_ddaarr

Not an FML!

I would've followed. =D

#274 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:59pm by marycjones

Aw c'mon, he sounds adorable!

#275 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:02pm by FerreThoughts

same comment as #273 :D

#276 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:05pm by sad_imp

... I can't say that I haven't at least THOUGHT of getting out of bed with a girl once to run for the Ice Cream Truck. ^_^;;
It doesn't mean he doesn't love you, it means he EFFING LOVES ICECREAM! And that's a keeper. ^^

#277 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:30pm by berlioz13151411

Dude its the ice cream man. Whenever i hear the ice cream truck i bug the fuck out. Im 19 and even 30 years now ill be excited for the ice cream man! Theres just no comparison!! Would suck if he didnt get you any then ill be pissed!!!

#278 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:39pm by gook_killer

Wow..he's mature!

#279 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:46pm by Julsa

that's kind of adorable

#281 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:18pm by xolotl

LMFAO, that's so cute! (:

#282 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:46pm by ericabella18

You should keep a man who loves ice cream more than naked making out. He won't cheat ever if there is ice cream around :) Besides, making out naked sounds like an after sex activity. If it was after sex, definately could use some ice cream. Get over yourself, Ice Cream is greater than you, or me, or any other joe in the world.

#283 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:31pm by mrbuddy

I guess you werent good enough

#284 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:35pm by breathemein

Oh my God!


I love ice cream trucks!

#285 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:54pm by mrtatulas

hmmm.... dont be mad cuz u didnt get his push-pop. (;

#286 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:57pm by Epiphany1882

how old is he? 12?

#287 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:34pm by Maynecat

Is your boyfriend in elementary school?

#288 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:08pm by Scorponok

I don't blame him at all!
You can make out 24/7 but the ice cream man isn't there all day!

#289 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:21pm by Anne_Onimus

You shouldn't be dating a 6 year old.

#290 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:35pm by mustlovemarvin

haha thats something my boyfriend would do
bf running to the icecream truck FTW!

#291 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:43pm by crazibabii

LMFAO.

#292 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:49pm by soYUMMEH

awh, haha thats kinda cute. (:
my bf would probably do that too...
id probably just sit there and laugh....

but thats cute.
boys will be boys, and their always gonna be 10 years old at heart.
dont take it personally.

#293 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:47pm by ohhsnapp

Aww come on! It's the Ice Cream Man! It's one of those moments that you have to sit there and just laugh!

#294 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:28am by Nandian90

O come on that was a joke haha id of done it and im 20.... how often does an ICECREAM MAN come by your house.. Epic really..mads respect for the guy... lol..

#295 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:40am by ebrownri

That is totally what I would do in that situation!
Keep in mind, you go get the icecream and come back so you get the girl, and the icecream.

#296 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:35am by William_Bishop

"LYING naked" not "laying naked"

Very funny but get your grammar right!

#297 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:27am by gjs

I'd do it too!

#298 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:38pm by omnomnom

omg..
that reminds me of someone

#299 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:59pm by karissaaa

lmao another epic FML. and he could have done it to mess with you. Sounds like something that I would do

#300 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:19pm by sensual_kidney

I would've done that too. :l
And I'm a girl.

#301 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:22pm by wendychi

lol thats is soooo what my boyfriend would do, then we would come back and he would make me watch him eat it naked...lol

#302 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:30pm by imhott01

i would have did the same thing hahaha

#303 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:46pm by CBeans37

FYL...because you didn't run out after him and get ice cream too.

Ice cream is totally more important than sex. What were you thinking?!

#304 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:10pm by l33tm0nk3y

Haha. That's sweet.
He seems adorable.

#305 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:38pm by bunnybunny12

i dont really understand what the big deal is... i mean if you were lying in bed naked you had probably been there for a while... and its ice cream... laugh it off he just likes ice cream. you can make out more once he finishes his ice cream. hes just being a guy ;)

#306 - On 05/02/2009 at 4:56pm by lovemusic1694

ppaahhhaaa, why is this a FML?

#307 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:15pm by nicole324

Women should know men love ice cream more then sex.

#308 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:44pm by cows4

DUDE! He sounds really awesome! I'd love to have a boyfriend like that! It's soooo cute. :]

#309 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:01pm by noodlezxattack

Oh my god! Are you Michael Jackson?

#310 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:22pm by MetallicPunk

awwww. haha. i mean that sucks, but i love it when guys show that innocent, younger, playful side.
ok yeah that sounded pedo. i cant find the right words to describe it.

#311 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:00pm by elloelle

lol it was me!

#312 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:02pm by BRBICECREAMTRUCK

HAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!

Sounds like you guys are just kids younger than the age of 12 -_-

#313 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:14am by ilufyoo

pfft. get over it. lol. icecream rocks.i'd do the same. :D

#314 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:13am by Jennika

...do you go out with J.D. from Scrubs, by chance?

#315 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:24am by jmar87

I actually think that's really, really adorable. Did he at least share his ice cream with you?

#316 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:26am by MessOfADreamer

Haha. Boys are cute. They never grow up.

The real FML is that you didn't think to ask him to get you some, too.

#317 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:11am by tiedyejedi

hahaa, you should have told him to get you one of those snow cones with the gumball at the bottom! but really, thats adorable! boys never grow up :D
if i was making out with my boyfriend and the ice cream man came, last one there would be buying XDD

#318 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:54am by suckstobeyou3

ahh i want ur boyfriend!!! lol.. shitt now i g2g find some ice cream. f*** < ice cream truck

#319 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:17pm by fml_fml_fml9

OMG I would soooo do that too! I love the icecream man!!!!

#320 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:45pm by Raceta

You can fuck later, the ice cream man's only gonna come by once today!

#321 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:23pm by LoadedDice

AMMATURE
BREAK UP WITH HIM HES TRADING YOU FOR ICE CREAM :S THATS SAD

#322 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:46pm by naroushh

^ learn how to spell amateur correctly.
unless you are trying to spell immature.
either way, it was still wrong. sorry. fail.

anyway. this is cute. he gets excited over little things. its adorable.

#323 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:59pm by elloelle

Thts halerious at first I thought there was lyk a kid outside who just got hard so he said tht but thts way funnier... Hahaha:)

#324 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:11pm by monkAWP

I would've done the same thing.

Ice cream is sex times 10.

#325 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:06pm by THTB

How old is your boyfriend? 5?
Kids these days

#326 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:50pm by AnaMaree

Congratulations! You're dating a five-year-old. :)

But still, I have to admit -- that's kind of adorable.

#327 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:05pm by Ezzie

hahahah awe i love your boyfriend.

#328 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:44pm by gross__

Well, did he get ice cream for you?

#329 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:45pm by UNHWildcats

all of us guys have done that at least once, ice cream is amazing

#330 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:56pm by unlucky_chap

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#333 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:58am by Q_0

lmfao

#334 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:45am by jayjaylee19

Hahaha... That's not FML that's just funny, he probably did it thinking you'd take it as a joke and laugh.

#335 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:47am by CapnObvious123

Aww that sucks, i would've killed him if i were you.

#336 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:33am by Vonica

Laugh. My. F******. Ass. Off.
your bf is AMAZING.
how old is he 6?
this is my favorite FML:)

#337 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:59pm by nnpwfail

that is the best thing ive heard all day!

#338 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:18pm by worldboy4

Ice cream, huh? Keep that in mind next time he wants you to lick his Bomb Pop.

#339 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:40pm by wanderyonder

did he at least get some ice cream for you?

#340 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:42pm by pete275

How old ARE the both of you?

If you're 13 and he's 11, then don't worry, he'll grow out of it, k? =)

#341 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:06pm by egaonogenki

Hahaha. Cute. A story to remember......unless you're a bit**

You should have joined in the excitement

#342 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:50pm by WinonaSmile

LMFAO

#343 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:00pm by 123candy

guess you dont compare to ice cream xP
sorry but hes the one that ran

#344 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:05pm by Windextor16

you didn't want ice cream too?

#345 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:38pm by brittbrittT

you didn't want ice cream too?

#346 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:38pm by brittbrittT

lick that bomb pop ;D

#347 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:22am by krystynzilla

LOL #12 HAHAHAHAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AWESOME!

#348 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:50am by spitball1074

how obvious is it that he was stoned

#349 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:47am by ogtwag

How is this an FML? Ice Cream is totally worth it.

#350 - On 05/06/2009 at 7:28pm by login

That is so adorable!!! Well, at least, it is to me because I'm didn't get turned on then flipped over.....

#351 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:33pm by J_crazee

#92 i completely agree.

this is THE cutest thing. its deff not a FML. i would have just rolled my eyes and screamed "I WANT SOME ICECREAM TOO"

#352 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:32pm by ashleyschreck

haha i guess if you like endearing/naive-ish guys...

#353 - On 05/06/2009 at 11:06pm by zak_lauersdorf

http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1592425

Notice the double standard in the comments?

#354 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:03am by Milena

HAHAHAH swweeeetttttttt

#355 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:46pm by baydestrian_girl

Icecream FTW! xD LMAO!

#356 - On 05/07/2009 at 7:13pm by DangerousBabee

hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!!

#357 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:17pm by IfIWereABoy

Aww that's cute.

#358 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:36pm by Rikuarf8

This is both my all-time favorite FML and not a FML at all. I would start cracking up and follow him! It's so depressing when people lose their inner child. If anything, it'd be a FML because you seem to have lost your inner child. Be glad you've got an enthusiastic boyfriend who gets excited over stuff like that. That's cute.

Maybe the ice cream truck is just more exciting for me because I lived in the country, so the only time I could enjoy the ice cream truck was when I hung out with friends who lived in town. And even then it was fairly rare to actually get it.

#359 - On 05/08/2009 at 11:41pm by QueenOfMelodrama

@354 - There are differences. Making out =/= oral sex. Besides, you can't control when the ice cream truck comes. She KNEW she requested a song.

#360 - On 05/08/2009 at 11:49pm by QueenOfMelodrama

It's "lying naked", not "laying naked".

#361 - On 05/09/2009 at 1:41am by Phallus

Thats Adorible.
It reminds me of My boyfriend.
We were having sex one day and he looked out the window
and screamed " Oh My God Butterfly! Wanna Go Try To Catch It?"

#362 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:35pm by Rach93

either he's a loser or he really wanted ice cream. its guys like this that are giving all tha real men a bad name. good luck with him shorty.

#363 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:54am by pimp4lyf13

LMFAO

#364 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:26am by egypt

hahahahaha omfg that'd totally be my boyfriend, he lovessss ice cream XD

#365 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:08pm by Saphire_Dragon16

That's seriously really cute, I would find it hilarious if that happened to me. As long as he's not a jerk or like that about everything else, I'd be okay with it.

#366 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:54pm by kissmeimkati

You can make out any time, but the ice cream man only comes once a week.

(no pun intended)

#367 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:09am by nobody81

...Wait, so you didn't run after him?!

You can get naked whenever, but how often does the ice cream truck roll around?

#368 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:14pm by Rayzidd

this is why 14 year olds should NOT have sex.

#369 - On 05/13/2009 at 12:38am by Pearson

im sorry but i would do the exact same thing

#370 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:36am by kylemclovin123

He's a keeper. :D

#371 - On 05/13/2009 at 10:35pm by Snackbars

haha thats funny.
... well =)
hehe ice cream was a cock blocker hahaha
u got cock blocked by an ice cream man!
thats so gay!

#372 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:39am by gabyluvsraymond

haha thats hilarious!
im sowwy fer u tho (:

#373 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:28pm by lalalala214

mans gotta have his ice cream

#374 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:50pm by ritalinboy

jajaja

#375 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:45am by lamisscrown

Ice cream or sex?..... Yeah he made a bad choice and sounds like he's about 5 years old.

#376 - On 05/16/2009 at 1:37pm by harleyguy58

wow...how old is he? 9?

#377 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:23am by XxMoonStarxX

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

#378 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:56pm by kougazluvr

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

#379 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:56pm by kougazluvr

lolll thats cute.
you two should have gotten ice cream together and then got back in bed.

its not an FML

#380 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:54am by kaylaaa_

The best fml so far

#381 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:19pm by ryanski0123

Anything for a Choco Taco!!!

#382 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:50pm by kcolwell24

mmmmmmmm choco tacos and great whites ya i wud choose the ice cream

#383 - On 05/21/2009 at 7:39pm by Bigtimeballerjd

if i read the word "proceeded" one more time i will SCREAM

#384 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:34am by stupid_ass_peopl

HAHAHAHAHA I would've done the exact same thing.

#385 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:54am by Pizzabutt

Oh my god, that's hilarious. I would have laughed so hard if my boyfriend did that. and then slapped him when he didn't even get me one. because he would do that.

#386 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:15pm by misshistory

Haha, that's adorable! I can see soooo many guys doing that.

#387 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:16pm by Cesilia

BRIGHT SIDE: at least it wasn't an ice cream woman :O

btw, if u dump ur bf, can i have him?

#388 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:37pm by fml_fml_fml9

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I am so sorry.

#389 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:56pm by kate_910

maybe if u were the icecream lady this never would have happened

#390 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:50pm by bradlb16

Pffff you can have sex whenever. The Ice-cream man is only there for a little while!!!

#391 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:08pm by LSeb

Think about it this way. You'll still be there in what, 5, 10 minutes? The ice cream man wouldn't :)

#392 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:49pm by karamella

thats so frenching adorable

#393 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:00pm by KittenOnAcid

what a keeper

#394 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:58am by itsgen

......um......no comment

#395 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:25pm by Somebody52

I would totally do that...

#396 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:30am by daarlingdamsel

I wanna party with him! :D

#397 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:45pm by dmjones93

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that's amazing!!!!

#398 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:19pm by violentfemme222

why would he want ice cream when you could make him cream

#399 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:55pm by sunkissed_hotty

HAHAHAHA amazing.

#400 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:19pm by Jayyyrad

awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! you're so lucky!!! i'd kill for a guy like that!

stop bitching!!! at least you don't have only wants sex and then will leave once the deed is done!!!!!! if you don't want him, i'll have him! :D!

#401 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:59am by silly_kate

HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS
its not as bad as it seems tho.... its all on ur taste tho :D

#402 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:53pm by thefucked

I wouldn't have taken that personally hahahaha. I love ice cream!!!!!! I'da run off with him. Thats so sweet and adorable!

#403 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:46pm by looking_glass

that's the FUNNIEST thing i've ever heard
i almost peed my pants
:)

#404 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:48pm by luv_nsizzle

XD YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AWESOME! ROFL

#405 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:47am by abberant_iris

lmao.
Ive got to be honest...my ex did something similar to this. and would do exactly that in a heartbeat.
i feel your pain.
haha :)

#406 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:21pm by amatoryangel

Wow, your boyfriend is awesome!
I would totally have raced him out to the truck. Obviously, if you're serious enough to be making out naked, I think you could be silly/fun for once and stop for ice cream
I totally agree with #94
Learn to have a little fun people! :]]

#407 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:56pm by _musical_addict_

I would have to slap my boyfriend, although it would be kinda funny.

#408 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:02pm by missshortstack

That is so cute and adorable he is a keeper

#409 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:43am by Ms_Thingie

Freaking hilarious. Dude is awesome.

#410 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:18pm by jetstream417

i'd date him.

#411 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:43pm by amazingkate

Haha thats sooo cute
this is my fav FML

#412 - On 06/26/2009 at 9:10am by G_J_K

That sounds like something my boyfriend would do. I'm not kidding.
if that makes you feel any better.

#413 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:37am by kjr1047

And why didn't you run out there with him?

#414 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:32pm by manoverboard

That almost happend to me but i warned he wouldn't get any if he left

#415 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:50am by MissTtylerMaria

LOL how old is he... And The ice cream man makes good ice cream.... mmmmm OMFG ICE CREAM MANS HERE G2G!!!!!!!

#416 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:14pm by Toshiro626

that's amazing.

#417 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:00pm by itsamassacre

1. Ice cream kicks ass 2. Did he bring you any?

#418 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:50pm by jahwn

OMG that was so cute!!

#419 - On 07/10/2009 at 12:12am by brie3

To be fair.. it's Ice Cream. Nuff Said.

#420 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:15pm by Hazy

I'm sorry, but the ice cream man's BEAST. I'd get a sundae instead of herpes any day.

#422 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:41am by XRiseToFallAgain

he's ftw

#423 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:04am by skylinediver

kudos for your boyfriend.

#424 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:11pm by lockwood

lmfaoooo thatz gota suck

#425 - On 08/25/2009 at 8:32am by god_must_hate_uz

Hun, that has NOTHING to do with your body. I would sooo do that too! I love my girlfriend more than anything, but seriously. The ice cream man tops sex any day of the week! It's a fact.

Actually, she would probably run after him with me...

#426 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:03am by PnkJaguar

Haha lol

The Ice Cream Man rocks and you know it!!!

#427 - On 09/17/2009 at 4:47pm by MLSxxox

Why not combine the two, fool?!

#429 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:57pm by Jepic

that's just messed up.

#430 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:04am by Mage711

ice cream sex = uber orgasm

#431 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:37am by icanfloat12

lol!!

#432 - On 12/03/2009 at 7:19pm by energyphuck

I'm a girl and tbh if a guy did that to me. I wouldn't be mad! I would follow him right out the door! the ice cream man only comes once a day! :D

#434 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:40pm by AlexxRaven

haha I bet if my boyfriend and I did it he'd do the same

#435 - On 02/17/2010 at 12:29am by Tang35

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