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That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
I just wAnted pplz to see my username.FML
Icecream rocks and you knows it!
you've chosen a winner.
#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by laxinmidge
get cockblocked by the ice cream man
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WELL COME ON! its spring and everyone knows that the ice cream men are just starting to come out! he wanted to be one the first people to buy from that ice cream man! you should be more considerate and possibly even paid for his ice cream. im sure he woulda paid you back in bed later... ;)
COCKBLOCK!!!!!! Love The Ice Cream Man
that's what happens when you date 10 year olds .
who doesnt love the ice cream man
Oh my god! That's horrible haha. I can definitely see my boyfriend doing something like this. One time I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob while we lay on the couch, and all of a sudden he glanced at the clock, excitedly screamed "THE NEW EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IS ON!", and told me to stop and pass him the remote.
Awww... He's a keeper. And I'm not being sarcastic.
#13 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:19pm by MegL
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omg that sucks sooo much :((( seriously why are there so many posts like this? do guys seriously not even want sex anymore?
Wouldn't stop her if the sex was good, but if it wasn't... ice cream man! ice cream man!
Personally...I would laugh really hard. That's priceless and also adorable. I'd be heading out the door with him for the ice cream. I agree with #13...he's a keeper.
who cares. ice creams good
you are obviously not understanding the importance of the ice cream man
Heck yes! I would have totally ran after him and gotten some too!
Then you could have fun teasing each other with popsicles before moving on to more "fun" hehe...
I think I'd be ok with it as long as he brought me a strawberry crunch bar... or maybe he wanted to eat it off of you?
well, did he buy you one? :p
#22 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:23pm by pxs
That's awesome. Really.
I was unaware ice cream trucks were still in service these days, heh.
aww.
he might have peter pan syndrome xD
I was giving my bf a blowjob yesterday and we heard the ice cream truck. He started laughing, but yeah, I'm glad he didn't go rush over to get himself some eats. LOL
hellz yeah, this is me in FML form. OMG ICE CREAM MAN!!! rofl, I'm going to do that some day...
YDI for not having a sense of humor and not appreciating ice cream. You suck.
haha, my girlfriend loves that guy. XD
Get the Ice Cream Man involved, then your boyfriend won't have to leave to talk to him.
I feel like I would do that.
I'd probably get all excited and look @ my boyfriend and be like "Can we PLEASE get icecrea?"
baha
like you don't like ice cream more than making out.
Im a guy, and would totally do that.
Sometimes, Ice cream > sex.
lmao, #15...its ice cream...the girls still gonna be there when he gets back (hopefully :-P)...but if he waits the ice cream man will go away
LOL! I'd be cracking up, and I'd get my clothes on and run after him. Idiot, this isn't an FML!
Do him less often. He'll appreciate you more.
Your boyfriend's awesome. Have more sex with him.
So did he come back and do the 12 year-old's version of 9 1/2 weeks and let the popsicle melt onto your body?
I get the impression if you diclosed your boyfriend's age you'd be admitting to a felony....
oh my gooosh hahaha. but in all honesty i can't say i wouldn't do the same.
lol @ 44
#29- I thought it was pretty clear the OP didn't have a 'Good Humor'... why else would her boyfriend have to run to the ice cream truck?
#31 - it's caused by the release of oxytocin when you start messing around. It's their version of blue balls.
cheers #31. couldn't agree more.
i would laugh and get dressed and follow him.
Ok? I'm female and I would do that to if I had some loose change and heard the ice cream man outside.
Your boyfriend is freaking awesome.
hahaha
wow is your boyfriend like ten years old
this really doesn't constitute a FML
#46 - Nice Pun...
OP - You need to relax and have some fun. Your bf is awesome.
Don't all the women's mags constantly tell you that you should be with a guy who is spontaneous and whimsical... Although the fact that you were mid foreplay might get irritating it's still all in good fun.
lmao, thats one of the funniest things I've read on hear. BTW, guys always have to hear about how all they think about is sex. Then when we prove otherwise we get crap for that too.
This is NOT an FML. It's HILARIOUS. I would be laughing so hard I'd be crying. Mostly because I could totally see my boyfriend doing this ...
LMFAO, mega cockblock! but who doesn't love this ice cream man :) i'd find that funny, not fml.
#56 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:53pm by jennikins
I would have done the same exact thing. You seem like a shitty girlfriend.
Did he jump up and down and clap his hands excitedly while in line while figuring out what he wanted?
#31, I agree. Kinda makes all girls/women (because we know some of these haven't finished going through puberty) seem like whores doesn't it?
hahahaha. I love this. Not an FML
ahahahahahah this is hilarious
if youre trying to say something melodramatic like "so basically, my boyfriend is more turned on by ice cream than me." that is NOT true and you know it! i woulda done the same thing! well im a girl, so itd be vice versa but you get the picture haha.
oh and btw, i hope you didnt freak out on him because he seriously sounds AWESOME haha.
man's got his priorities straight. hope he bought you one
Hahaha. That's totally something I would do. Be grateful your boyfriend isn't a sex crazed pig and still retains some childhood joy. He seems like a catch, you seem like a jerk for complaining.
Maybe a popsicle with Super Mario on it is better than your vagina?
you can't blame him for that one!
I think it was him that said "pop goes the weasel". He was finished and wanted to GTFO. Ice cream was just a bonus.
Also, I've never heard a ice cream truck that played music with lyrics. Although it was good build-up to the resolution of the FML.
Get over yourself, you were making out not in the middle of some tantric sex extravaganza. You can't take a break, have a little ice cream then return to where you left off?
ah, men....
#69 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:05pm by alwaysalady
YDI the ice cream man is amazing
did he bring back enough for both of you?
Um... Ice cream trucks are something special. Don't be so selfish about it.
#74 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:12pm by da_newb
Hahahahahah that's hilarious!! hope he brought some for you...who doesn't like ice cream and sex!!!
This is only a FYL if he didn't get you any.
This is one of the funniest stories recently. Girls get too caught up in themselves and they just need to appreciate life a little more!
Totally agree with #31... unless your a virgin lol
I agree with #40. Hehe, I aspire to have a boyfriend like yours! : D
some people like ice cream over pie
That is sooooo cute and funny
If I had a guy, I think I'd have to do the same to him. And then maybe implement my ice cream in sexytime directly afterward.
lol haha he would :P
what ice cream did he gett??
did u have anyy??
did he buy u anny??
if he didn't, then thats FMLL !! :P :D
i want to date your boyfriend
you're boyfriend sounds like someone i can have a beer with.
dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ice cream + sex = AMAZINGNESS
FYBF's life for having a girlfriend who just doesn't know how to recognize something that's ridiculously adorable.
You can get off just about whenever you like, relative to how often the ice cream man comes by.
Besides, he just sounds awesome.
#93 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:44pm by callummm
Whether this is fake or not, totally with the boyfriend on this one.
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sorry to tell you, but your boyfriend sounds fucking awesome.
and this is coming from a girl.
Hahahahhahaaaaaaaaa, I can TOTALLY see myself doing this. LMFAO
Btw, I'm a girl. And yet, I have this awesome image of me shotgunning out of a room when I hear the ice cream truck. This makes me rofl.
Maybe he got the ice cream to spice things up in bed.
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MY HERO.
also, I agree with #92. that's so freaking adorable.
i would have done the same thing...the ice cream man is way more important than sex. you can always continue after your boyfriend is finished with his ice cream.
And this is why 5 year olds shouldn't be dating.
Hopefully you locked the door behind him as he ran out of the house.
how can you be upset at that? you obviously have your priorities mixed up. take a lesson from him.
well at least he grabbed his clothes...
lol
also sounds like something I would do rofl
Win-Win. Have him put the ice cream on you and lick it off.
Your boyfriend is my hero, I think.
I'd do that. :]
Ice cream is amazing.
You're lucky to even have ice cream trucks. I think they're illegal here. D:
Also, it might have been his excuse to stop making out. Ice cream is better anyway.
icecream truck?! where the hell do you live that it's warm enough this time of year to put icecream above sex?!
it's still very cute, though.
;)
and that's why you shouldn't date people who havent hit double digits yet...
Ice cream pwns and sometimes the ice creamman pwns all! I get excited to hear the icecream man, but he doesn't come on my street in this stupid Yankee town. If I was makin out w/ a girl, I'd seriously consider it, and probably run out commando just in Jeans or shorts. It'd be worth it.
Dude, are you kidding? It's the freakin' ice cream man. Be more selfish.
hahaha I agree with 16 and 19. I'm pretty sure I'd be out the door for the ice cream man too, clothed or not. Ice cream just rules too much
HAHAHAHA cockblock
stop being so ridiculous I'd be out the door just as fast as he was. geeze
Man I really wish that there was a "WIN!" option for FML.
He's a keeper. Seriously. Im not being sarcastic
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't have sex
In all honesty, I would have done the same thing he did. I'm sure your make-out skills are among the best, but there's no passing up an ice cream truck.
I hope he got you one at least XD
LOL
That was sooooo funny! He's a cool guy
And you're definitely not the person to be with him if you're one of those who feel embarrased out of everything and don't even have a bit of humor
i woulda followed right after! i love ice cream!!!!
that is definitely something my boyfriend would do xD.
you have to realize here that although guys bodies may grow and mature, their brains stop doing that around age 6, as far as i can tell...
you guys were just making out, his dick wasn't even in, he can always come back AFTER he has that delicious delicious icecream
The Ice Cream man waits for no one. One must do what he has to do in order to catch it.
Today, I was making out with my significant other naked when I heard the ice cream man and ran to get some. When I came back he was angry. Psshhaw, he thought she was more important than the ice cream man. FML.
okay, I know I'm not funny but whatever! :)
and your bf sounds amazing! haha
#130 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:50pm by crunkkidz
Lol, some people are addicted to ice cream. Can't blame em.
He did that because he can. He knows there are no consequences for eating ice cream when you wanna bump him. Secretly, you feel for him and his ice cream addiction.
lmao, #31 is my hero.
though one time my boyfriend did stop me mid-bj so he could watch dateline, hahahha. i feel yah there.
haha wowww if this ever happened to me i'd just be like "wow, really now?" lol
i hope he at least got you something from the truck too!!
#136 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:10pm by noreallyitstrue
How's this an fml? That's so unbelievably adorable. I probably would've run for ice cream after him.
If you don't want him, I'll keep him :)
Did he at least bring some back? Perhaps a milkshake?
you must be a real beast in bed.
I would've done the same thing.
who the fuck makes out naked and isnt having sex at the same time?
ahahahahhahahahaha. your boyfriend is the shit
Hahahahah.
#143 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:27pm by lmaofml7
haha hes like a little kid!!!BUT who doesnt love ice cream dude?seriously!!!!
Wow some of you are so bitter.
I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age.
The question is...who WOULDNT do this for the ice cream man?!!??! That man is the best thing ever! :)
Your boyfriend is my hero.
Wow some of you are so bitter.
I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age.
& lmfao 64 and 128 (:
LOL IT WAS ME!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!
LOL, that was the best FML i've ever heard. i'm still laughing.
what a funny guy. hopefully you have a sense of humor and can appreciate it.
Your boyfriend is my hero, that is soo funny!
I would have been right behind him, racing him to the truck.
That's adorable. He's a keeper.
LOL maybe he will bring you some?
Ice cream is the best tho
110% win.
seriously, sometimes ice cream is all you need :P
wow, people really need to lay off of her, i read it as a joke and as something i might share too to brighten up other people's days. I know that it made mine marginely better. i think that its cute that he still loves the ice cream man that much and besides its spring, he's been MIA since September!
Anyways, I really hope you laughed it off and maybe got some yourself. Sex can take place at anytime and pretty much anywhere, the icecream man only comes five months a year!
#155 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:53pm by ehue
so i guess he didn't have time to "POP up his penis" before the ice cream man came.
#156 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:00pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
hahahahahaha sux fr u. did he get u some?
#157 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:01pm by mentallymessedup
Don't take it too personal, it just happens, ive done similar lol. I mean its the fricken ice cream truck.
I've done this, actually very recently (I'm 23) while making out, but not whilst receiving a blowjob. I get too few of those from the GF to abandon ship for ice cream...even if it is the best ice cream in the world.
As a female, I'd totally would run with him to get ice cream! XD
awwuh! he sounds like a cute guy. you should keep him :)
I think that's admirable in a way. He sounds fun, and childlike - which is good.
ice cream and sex is a great combination. Don't complain. I probably would have raced the guy to the truck = )
i see both me and my girlfriend doing this. haha.
I've had that happen to me. Only it was a blowjob. He told me I had to hurry up cuz he wasn't gonna miss out on ice cream.
That's what you get for dating a little kid, you pervert
haha i love this one! and your boyfriend is a keeper. that's adorable :)
Awww, that's actually reallllyyy cute :D!
:P
I woulda been fine with it.
Icecream is better then sex. :P
haha.
You know better than to come between a man and the ice cream truck!
A classic.
lmao, I would've done the same. (:
hahahha, funniest thing i've heard all day.
#42 and #41 right after each other - priceless =D
#174 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:22pm by Yulia
I'm glad you're so important to your boyfriend
hah ice cream truck ftw!!
...wow, looks like you found a guy who knows his priorities.
who blames him???? c> woo hoo!!
#177 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:29pm by InTheAyer
y would u just lay there naked with out having sex or doing something, either u are extremely prude and wont let anything enter u or are just a moron, well i dont blame him if u couldnt even have sex but just decide to lay naked. u dumb shit
#178 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:33pm by eggnogg
hahahaha sounds like my bf!
lol I'd have done the same thing.
#180 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:37pm by LadyRedgraveDMC
hahaha, Thats soo great. Hes a keeper !
Hahahaha. Win!
#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:48pm by libertyprime
Hahaa! Aww, that's adorable. That means he's not completely focused on sex, haha.
Though I must wonder why you would be lying in bed with a 10-year-old.
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hahahahahahaha ! ROFTL ! this made me laugh really hard. this is my fave FML yet !
best. FML. ever. i laughed SO HARD.
That is adorable! :3
How often do you even hear Ice Cream trucks these days?
Seriously... I'd run out too!
You can make out anyday, the Ice Cream man only comes on occassion. :]
what so you couldn't get some ice cream and come back and continue what you were doing?
fail
You should have gotten him to buy you ice cream.
You could have easily turned that into the funnest sex ever. You suck for not taking advantage of it. Tell him to get you a popsicle. Just seeing a naked girl eat a popsicle would want to make him want to fuck you for sure.
LMFAO!!!
i think i would go for the ice cream too!!
Quit being such a bitch.
Ice cream owns making out.
"-making out-"
"-Pop Goes the Weasel-"
"-stop-"
...
"OH MY FUCKING GOD GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME. -pushes off- ICE CREEEEAM!"
ICE CREAM!!! lol i think i would of doen teh same if i really wanted some ice cream
my boyfriend would do the same thing. i can't really blame him though. ice cream is pretty bitchin.
maybe you shouldn't date a ten year old, crikey
#198 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:58pm by jj732
you're boyfriend is absolutely ahmaZing! im a chick && i would totaly do that,hahah
So cute. I would be weirdly proud of my fiance if he did this. He's never seen the ice cream man :(
I am getting SO sick of the word 'proceed' she proceeds, he proceeded, every damn fml uses it.
This is my new favorite FML. so effing funny
Love the ice-cream trucks and all their delicious treats, but, if he a gentleman would have asked you if you wanted to go outside for a little after-orgasm ice-cream then, when you came back, smeared them all over your body and then licked it all off.
How much better would sex be if Dippin' Dots were served afterwards?!
I'm a genius.
wow you must be dead ugly..
This is so funnnny. I love the Ice Cream Man, and I love your boyfriend.
Ice Cream is better than sex EVERY day.
that is the correct response. Any other and you should have broken up with him.
bahahah, that is totally something both me and my boyfriend would do.
what you SHOULD'VE done is turned the eating of ice cream into foreplay. if you know what i mean. just sayin'.
and btw, you can make out naked in bed any day. ice cream man, at least where i live, is very rare.
this is definetly my favorite fml(:
i honestly dont see the FML here...hey if i was in bed with a dude and i heard that...id so chose the ice cream...WHO DOESNT LOVE SPRINKLES -_-
Well...the icecream man is pretty beast.
This made me laugh irl. I can just see his face brighten like that of a child. Word of advice: don't marry this one.
when you add food with sex it's awesome. all you need now is to add tv to the equation.
Aww, shit, dude, I would do that too! It's not like we were actually getting it on. ICE CREAM!
That's actually kinda cute :)
haha i like this one sucks but funny as hell :)
Haha...aww...maybe he was thinking of getting you ice cream, which would definitely make for anything and everything else.
#216 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:31pm by curryndricegirll
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Is your boyfriend Homer Simpson?
#219 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:34pm by Scheisse11
this ain't a fml ice cream rocks ur socks!
That man knows his priorities!
haha!! Heck yes!! icecream is always better from the icecream man, or woman!!! ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this.
Does your boyfriend wear pampers or huggies?
I would totally do that, and my boyfriend would come with me.=)
#225 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:40pm by aye_aye
I agree with 225, I would TOTALLY do that too
... i just cant comprehend why ice cream and FML are in the same sentence... your boyfriend sounds cool if you decide to dump his ass over this, can i have him?
I'm sorry, I found this hilarious.
So when a guy shows that he isn't just about sex girls flip out, but when thye are just about sex it's just as bad? Make up your minds
Dude
the order is
Ice cream
fight club
Chick fights
Booze
girlfriend
how do you not know that?
I would have ditched Jesus to see the ice cream man.
And I'm a girl.
...
I would TOTALLY do this. That's awesome.
LOL
That sucks, but it makes me laugh because it reminds me of my boyfriend. Haha. He would definitely do that.
OH MY GAWD I DID THIS ONCE TO MY BF! HAHAHAH
If you didn't get one after that, what the hell.
Why is it ALWAYS pop goes the weasel that those ice cream trucks play? I mean, no matter what city, always, pop goes the weasel.
i would never to that to my gf
Pfff. Unless it was the gelato man, so not worth it.
Considering how long it's been since I've actually seen an "Ice Cream Man" Truck.... Yeah, it would be worth it. Or if it was my GF that did it to me, I'd just burst out in laughter, then follow her out ASAP.
hilarious. i would do the same just for shits and giggles.
FYL indeed. However, because I am both an outside observer and a terrible person, I am too busy thinking this is hilarious to have any sympathy.
it had never crossed my mind to do this cuz i figured by girlfriend would get pissed but now that i know 90% of girls think its cute im gonna go for it....
besides, if my girlfriend gets pissed i can just find someone who will run out there with me, ICE CREAM IS FUCKING DELICIOUS and you obviously aren't....sorry
I.respect.this.man o.O
And would do the same thing. XD
He's a keeper. Gotta love ice cream though. ;]
it's ice cream i mean come on. who wouldn't do that
I swear I've read this one on this site already.
omg that sucks! it better have been the best ice cream ever
hey ice cream is awesome!
lol i can imagine Turk doing this (on scrubs) or JD.
Did he at least buy you something?
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.
I thought that you meant someone said, "Pop goes the weasel!" while you guys were making out. That would have been so much worse.
That's so cute. I mean, yeah, ditching sex for ice cream is not good but hey, he's a guy. You could never get in between guys and their foods.
#255 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:12am by lifesagamble
I would laugh so hard. xD
Thats cute! If thats how his inner child rolls, roll with him! Sounds like he keeps things exciting. lol
he left cause he's bored. just getting naked and making out doesn't excite a lot of guys, esp when they've seen it before. we're not just total horndogs like the movies make us out to be. get proactive, suck his dick and make sure he knows you love it. show a lot more reaction to what he does to you that you like. lick his balls. get into it, stop lying there
That would be me, fuck clothes
Are you dating a seven year-old?
well you can always use the ice cream for some fun...
That definitely sounds like something I would do... my boyfriend would probably get a kick out of it, though haha.
Where I live there's a truck that plays pop goes the weasel but it sells crack. I'm just saying. =)
Sounds like a jerk to me. Dump his ass. lol. if you were just making out, that's one thing.
hey, hey, hey... can i has your boyfran?
Even though this isn't a FML, it is still utterly HILARIOUS!!!
hahaha!!! Ok... That's just what we mature adults do :) Didn't you know that? My first here in college I was sitting in my friends dorm above us are frat boys. We're sitting there talking and all of a sudden we hear the ice cream man jingle. We sat and listened to 10 frat boys scream, " ICE SRCEAM MAN!!!" and then them trampling down the stairs...
What kind of girlfriend are you for not being excited also? YDI
Can't be mad about someone being excited over the truck. It is, truly, one of the best things in the world to hear.
oh goddd i havent laughed so hard b444....Onlyy cuzz thats sotin that a guy i konw would doo..and yes: Boys will be Boys lol...and lolll #269!!!
Not an FML!
I would've followed. =D
Aw c'mon, he sounds adorable!
#275 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:02pm by FerreThoughts
... I can't say that I haven't at least THOUGHT of getting out of bed with a girl once to run for the Ice Cream Truck. ^_^;;
It doesn't mean he doesn't love you, it means he EFFING LOVES ICECREAM! And that's a keeper. ^^
Dude its the ice cream man. Whenever i hear the ice cream truck i bug the fuck out. Im 19 and even 30 years now ill be excited for the ice cream man! Theres just no comparison!! Would suck if he didnt get you any then ill be pissed!!!
LMFAO, that's so cute! (:
You should keep a man who loves ice cream more than naked making out. He won't cheat ever if there is ice cream around :) Besides, making out naked sounds like an after sex activity. If it was after sex, definately could use some ice cream. Get over yourself, Ice Cream is greater than you, or me, or any other joe in the world.
I guess you werent good enough
Oh my God!
I love ice cream trucks!
hmmm.... dont be mad cuz u didnt get his push-pop. (;
Is your boyfriend in elementary school?
I don't blame him at all!
You can make out 24/7 but the ice cream man isn't there all day!
You shouldn't be dating a 6 year old.
haha thats something my boyfriend would do
bf running to the icecream truck FTW!
awh, haha thats kinda cute. (:
my bf would probably do that too...
id probably just sit there and laugh....
but thats cute.
boys will be boys, and their always gonna be 10 years old at heart.
dont take it personally.
Aww come on! It's the Ice Cream Man! It's one of those moments that you have to sit there and just laugh!
O come on that was a joke haha id of done it and im 20.... how often does an ICECREAM MAN come by your house.. Epic really..mads respect for the guy... lol..
That is totally what I would do in that situation!
Keep in mind, you go get the icecream and come back so you get the girl, and the icecream.
"LYING naked" not "laying naked"
Very funny but get your grammar right!
#297 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:27am by gjs
omg..
that reminds me of someone
lmao another epic FML. and he could have done it to mess with you. Sounds like something that I would do
I would've done that too. :l
And I'm a girl.
lol thats is soooo what my boyfriend would do, then we would come back and he would make me watch him eat it naked...lol
i would have did the same thing hahaha
FYL...because you didn't run out after him and get ice cream too.
Ice cream is totally more important than sex. What were you thinking?!
Haha. That's sweet.
He seems adorable.
#305 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:38pm by bunnybunny12
i dont really understand what the big deal is... i mean if you were lying in bed naked you had probably been there for a while... and its ice cream... laugh it off he just likes ice cream. you can make out more once he finishes his ice cream. hes just being a guy ;)
#306 - On 05/02/2009 at 4:56pm by lovemusic1694
ppaahhhaaa, why is this a FML?
#307 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:15pm by nicole324
Women should know men love ice cream more then sex.
DUDE! He sounds really awesome! I'd love to have a boyfriend like that! It's soooo cute. :]
Oh my god! Are you Michael Jackson?
awwww. haha. i mean that sucks, but i love it when guys show that innocent, younger, playful side.
ok yeah that sounded pedo. i cant find the right words to describe it.
HAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!
Sounds like you guys are just kids younger than the age of 12 -_-
pfft. get over it. lol. icecream rocks.i'd do the same. :D
...do you go out with J.D. from Scrubs, by chance?
I actually think that's really, really adorable. Did he at least share his ice cream with you?
Haha. Boys are cute. They never grow up.
The real FML is that you didn't think to ask him to get you some, too.
hahaa, you should have told him to get you one of those snow cones with the gumball at the bottom! but really, thats adorable! boys never grow up :D
if i was making out with my boyfriend and the ice cream man came, last one there would be buying XDD
#318 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:54am by suckstobeyou3
ahh i want ur boyfriend!!! lol.. shitt now i g2g find some ice cream. f*** < ice cream truck
OMG I would soooo do that too! I love the icecream man!!!!
You can fuck later, the ice cream man's only gonna come by once today!
AMMATURE
BREAK UP WITH HIM HES TRADING YOU FOR ICE CREAM :S THATS SAD
^ learn how to spell amateur correctly.
unless you are trying to spell immature.
either way, it was still wrong. sorry. fail.
anyway. this is cute. he gets excited over little things. its adorable.
Thts halerious at first I thought there was lyk a kid outside who just got hard so he said tht but thts way funnier... Hahaha:)
I would've done the same thing.
Ice cream is sex times 10.
How old is your boyfriend? 5?
Kids these days
Congratulations! You're dating a five-year-old. :)
But still, I have to admit -- that's kind of adorable.
hahahah awe i love your boyfriend.
#328 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:44pm by gross__
Well, did he get ice cream for you?
all of us guys have done that at least once, ice cream is amazing
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#333 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:58am by Q_0
Hahaha... That's not FML that's just funny, he probably did it thinking you'd take it as a joke and laugh.
Aww that sucks, i would've killed him if i were you.
Laugh. My. F******. Ass. Off.
your bf is AMAZING.
how old is he 6?
this is my favorite FML:)
that is the best thing ive heard all day!
Ice cream, huh? Keep that in mind next time he wants you to lick his Bomb Pop.
did he at least get some ice cream for you?
How old ARE the both of you?
If you're 13 and he's 11, then don't worry, he'll grow out of it, k? =)
Hahaha. Cute. A story to remember......unless you're a bit**
You should have joined in the excitement
LMFAO
#343 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:00pm by 123candy
guess you dont compare to ice cream xP
sorry but hes the one that ran
you didn't want ice cream too?
you didn't want ice cream too?
LOL #12 HAHAHAHAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AWESOME!
how obvious is it that he was stoned
How is this an FML? Ice Cream is totally worth it.
That is so adorable!!! Well, at least, it is to me because I'm didn't get turned on then flipped over.....
#92 i completely agree.
this is THE cutest thing. its deff not a FML. i would have just rolled my eyes and screamed "I WANT SOME ICECREAM TOO"
haha i guess if you like endearing/naive-ish guys...
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1592425
Notice the double standard in the comments?
hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!!
Aww that's cute.
#358 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:36pm by Rikuarf8
This is both my all-time favorite FML and not a FML at all. I would start cracking up and follow him! It's so depressing when people lose their inner child. If anything, it'd be a FML because you seem to have lost your inner child. Be glad you've got an enthusiastic boyfriend who gets excited over stuff like that. That's cute.
Maybe the ice cream truck is just more exciting for me because I lived in the country, so the only time I could enjoy the ice cream truck was when I hung out with friends who lived in town. And even then it was fairly rare to actually get it.
@354 - There are differences. Making out =/= oral sex. Besides, you can't control when the ice cream truck comes. She KNEW she requested a song.
It's "lying naked", not "laying naked".
Thats Adorible.
It reminds me of My boyfriend.
We were having sex one day and he looked out the window
and screamed " Oh My God Butterfly! Wanna Go Try To Catch It?"
either he's a loser or he really wanted ice cream. its guys like this that are giving all tha real men a bad name. good luck with him shorty.
LMFAO
#364 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:26am by egypt
hahahahaha omfg that'd totally be my boyfriend, he lovessss ice cream XD
That's seriously really cute, I would find it hilarious if that happened to me. As long as he's not a jerk or like that about everything else, I'd be okay with it.
You can make out any time, but the ice cream man only comes once a week.
(no pun intended)
...Wait, so you didn't run after him?!
You can get naked whenever, but how often does the ice cream truck roll around?
this is why 14 year olds should NOT have sex.
im sorry but i would do the exact same thing
haha thats funny.
... well =)
hehe ice cream was a cock blocker hahaha
u got cock blocked by an ice cream man!
thats so gay!
haha thats hilarious!
im sowwy fer u tho (:
#373 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:28pm by lalalala214
mans gotta have his ice cream
Ice cream or sex?..... Yeah he made a bad choice and sounds like he's about 5 years old.
wow...how old is he? 9?
#377 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:23am by XxMoonStarxX
Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D
Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D
lolll thats cute.
you two should have gotten ice cream together and then got back in bed.
its not an FML
#380 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:54am by kaylaaa_
Anything for a Choco Taco!!!
mmmmmmmm choco tacos and great whites ya i wud choose the ice cream
if i read the word "proceeded" one more time i will SCREAM
HAHAHAHAHA I would've done the exact same thing.
Oh my god, that's hilarious. I would have laughed so hard if my boyfriend did that. and then slapped him when he didn't even get me one. because he would do that.
Haha, that's adorable! I can see soooo many guys doing that.
BRIGHT SIDE: at least it wasn't an ice cream woman :O
btw, if u dump ur bf, can i have him?
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I am so sorry.
maybe if u were the icecream lady this never would have happened
Pffff you can have sex whenever. The Ice-cream man is only there for a little while!!!
Think about it this way. You'll still be there in what, 5, 10 minutes? The ice cream man wouldn't :)
thats so frenching adorable
I would totally do that...
I wanna party with him! :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that's amazing!!!!
why would he want ice cream when you could make him cream
awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! you're so lucky!!! i'd kill for a guy like that!
stop bitching!!! at least you don't have only wants sex and then will leave once the deed is done!!!!!! if you don't want him, i'll have him! :D!
HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS
its not as bad as it seems tho.... its all on ur taste tho :D
I wouldn't have taken that personally hahahaha. I love ice cream!!!!!! I'da run off with him. Thats so sweet and adorable!
that's the FUNNIEST thing i've ever heard
i almost peed my pants
:)
XD YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AWESOME! ROFL
lmao.
Ive got to be honest...my ex did something similar to this. and would do exactly that in a heartbeat.
i feel your pain.
haha :)
Wow, your boyfriend is awesome!
I would totally have raced him out to the truck. Obviously, if you're serious enough to be making out naked, I think you could be silly/fun for once and stop for ice cream
I totally agree with #94
Learn to have a little fun people! :]]
I would have to slap my boyfriend, although it would be kinda funny.
That is so cute and adorable he is a keeper
Freaking hilarious. Dude is awesome.
Haha thats sooo cute
this is my fav FML
That sounds like something my boyfriend would do. I'm not kidding.
if that makes you feel any better.
And why didn't you run out there with him?
That almost happend to me but i warned he wouldn't get any if he left
#415 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:50am by MissTtylerMaria
LOL how old is he... And The ice cream man makes good ice cream.... mmmmm OMFG ICE CREAM MANS HERE G2G!!!!!!!
1. Ice cream kicks ass 2. Did he bring you any?
To be fair.. it's Ice Cream. Nuff Said.
I'm sorry, but the ice cream man's BEAST. I'd get a sundae instead of herpes any day.
kudos for your boyfriend.
#424 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:11pm by lockwood
Hun, that has NOTHING to do with your body. I would sooo do that too! I love my girlfriend more than anything, but seriously. The ice cream man tops sex any day of the week! It's a fact.
Actually, she would probably run after him with me...
#426 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:03am by PnkJaguar
Haha lol
The Ice Cream Man rocks and you know it!!!
Why not combine the two, fool?!
ice cream sex = uber orgasm
lol!!
#432 - On 12/03/2009 at 7:19pm by energyphuck
I'm a girl and tbh if a guy did that to me. I wouldn't be mad! I would follow him right out the door! the ice cream man only comes once a day! :D
haha I bet if my boyfriend and I did it he'd do the same
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