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Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32859) - you deserved it (3594)

On 01/30/2011 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Milly (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

#6 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:12pm by Mpsteve13

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If you were pleased with our service, press 1.

#15 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:26pm by Doortje

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