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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32008) - you deserved it (6550)

On 01/27/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Bury)

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You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know.

If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

#3 - On 01/27/2011 at 1:00pm by InsaneGenius

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Well if he isn't satisfying you, and just hasn't noticed, it's your fault for not telling him. Ever heard of this thing humans do? It's called communicating. Let him know what feels good, he's not psychic.

If he's just a selfish lover, then FYL.

#9 - On 01/27/2011 at 1:06pm by Showmehowtolive

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