Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

by ohsnap / 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

    #2 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:36pm by Filitov

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  • Number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

    #3 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:37pm by shortymac

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