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Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11504) - you deserved it (45506)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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don't lie.

#3 - On 01/15/2011 at 10:36am by marylovesyou8D

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Wow. I wish there was such a thing as 'too stupid to breed'.

#10 - On 01/15/2011 at 10:46am by Zebidee

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