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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94332) - you totally deserved it (5636)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:00pm by sbcpunkrocker

your mind does get a bit foggy when your having an orgasm though.would you not agree? :)

#295 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:47pm by Darraghscoot

maybe use ur dick not ur finger... would prob be better for both of u.

#297 - On 03/09/2010 at 12:52pm by ryguy997

I agree with #1, Leave!!!

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:01pm by ccsballazdre

I agree too! Leave while you can!

#3 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:01pm by britt030209

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:02pm by HurriKaty

I agree...what you Need to do is go to the airport and fly to Hawaii they got some fine girls over there and leave a note that says you've vomited suicide....works every time trust me.

#293 - On 02/10/2010 at 11:32pm by TWSSMoment

you can vomit suicide?

#296 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:13pm by whatchutalkinbou

lol maybe you should get better at what you do.

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:02pm by shehzeenahmed

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#6 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:03pm by Maddisonboii

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#7 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:03pm by Eki23

Get the hell out of there!! I can tell she has psychological issues.

#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:04pm by Shotta

Run... run far far away

#9 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:05pm by omglolydi

If she wants him that bad, let her go back to him. He's not available? Sucks to be her then, still get rid of her.

#10 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:05pm by Kristoffer

She's got problems, major mental ones. Excuse yourself, wash your hands, sneak out the back door and never look back.

#11 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:06pm by jonnymohio

Now thats funny right there, I dont care who you are!!

#12 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:07pm by 903texmom1

Most everybody seems to be on the right track. What a nutjob.

#13 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:08pm by Shadic

That's when you get the hell out of her, and out of there.
Unless it was at your place. Then it's: Get out of her, kick her out.

#14 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:09pm by Opacus

I miss him too :(

#16 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:12pm by davidomke

true definition of finger fucked

#17 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:12pm by chocolatenumnums

Reiterating the suggestion that you run away.
She isn't over him.
Also she's crazy.

gtfo while you can!!!!!

#18 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:12pm by Tanginello

Dude. Run, don't walk, run. You deserve better than that.

#19 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:13pm by sorrybastard

Get the hell out of there bro! You moved in way too fast for the girl.

#20 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:13pm by jdaw2552

Damn, you must suck.

#21 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:15pm by officerpat

Dude, leave!

#22 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:16pm by collegekid29

what a bitch . leave her !

#23 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:19pm by daisychick08

#15 same....

#24 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:20pm by jew

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz:
"HA HA!"

#25 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:21pm by deliciouskaek

looool. maybe if you were more exciting she wouldn't dwell on him while you're s'posed to be getting her off. :O

#26 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:21pm by hypoxxia

#s 1,2,3,4,7,8,9,11,14,15,18,19,20,22, and 24 are on to something, dude. I would listen up.

#27 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:23pm by Wololo

welp... see ya later

#28 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:24pm by ohsnapitsmoses

wow that sucks for you but that the best hint that shes a CRAZY bitch!

#29 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:26pm by hahalifesucks

Dump her, dump her, dump her!

#30 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:27pm by Fields4mint

hahaha, from the sound of your FML sounds like you're dating my ex!

#31 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:27pm by 1suckatL1fe

RUN!!!!!!!!!

#32 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:29pm by darkmis1

what a bitch...get away from that as fast as you can

#33 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:30pm by trackrunner525

time to leave her, buddy. find a girl who won't use you as a rebound.

#34 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:31pm by jkcmutch

Maybe if you hadn't been using your finger...

#35 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:31pm by tinyrainclouds

LOL that is SOO sad.
i guess its time to leave her :P

#36 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:33pm by hockey87

lol crapppyyy...

#37 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:34pm by laugh_it_off

to all of u who say "leaveee" you are wrong... leaving will just be accepting defeat, the only way to come out of this situation a winner is to do something radical, maybe a strawberry shortcake

#38 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:41pm by dantheman

#35 is right...
run dude....far!....FAR AWAY!

#39 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:41pm by ErisXChaos

With any luck, that's my ex-girlfriend. And serves ya right ya scheming asshole.

If not, apologies, and yeah that does suck. Lol.

#40 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:42pm by thefutbolfan

YDI

#41 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:42pm by wowfmlife

bahah that really sucks. Leave her it's not worth it, she has issues.

#42 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:48pm by cba

run as hard as you can. you don't deserve that shit. #42 is an idiot too lol.

#43 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:48pm by meddude

Dump her.

#44 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:48pm by blondebabycakes

#11 has it absolutely correct. Take a word of advice from Scar:

Run away...and never return.

#45 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:49pm by Jaywin

^ How the fuck does he deserve it? He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her, and she's moping about some tool bag that she's no longer with?

OP, I absolutely hate it when girls are stuck on their exes and can't shut the fuck up about it. I feel for you bro.

#46 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:49pm by podrummer9209

why are you dating her in the first place? since you knew exactly what her vague words meant it must have come up before.

#47 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:52pm by joossm10

i'm sorry to hear that man

#48 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:52pm by laughingman

fingering: you're doing it wrong

#49 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:54pm by R_Wing

Oh man... run away, never look back. Then find yourself a nice, strong and sane woman... they do still exist.

#50 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:54pm by C_Wicked27

that is the definition of being fucked over. Sorry buddy.

#51 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:58pm by Pitaace

In the words of Scar from the Lion King: "Run away, Simba. Run away and never return!"

#52 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:58pm by ffpoisongirl

Take your fingers out and slap her in the face with the same hand. She deserves it.

#53 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:01pm by natetallytc

dude... your the rebound, leave the bitch

#55 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:02pm by A7X5989

Take your fingers out and slap her with that hand. She deserves it.

#56 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:04pm by natetallytc

she's unstable.

#57 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:08pm by blankslate

Dude, shes fucking pyscho

#58 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:08pm by Gorillazbmx6

i agree with 56

#59 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:08pm by jonhapimp

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#60 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:10pm by Sessee

definatly agree - RUNNNNNN as fast as you can.

#61 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:11pm by prettyunpunk

If she can go through that type of 'emotional grief' and STILL have an orgasm then she definitely has issues. Espcially if she has a breakdown at the peak of her climax. Wow.

#62 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:12pm by stfuminjakid

she needs help...run


this is why girls had problems.

#63 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:14pm by mfed1120

#61 -Ouch! No one deserves that!

OP - FYL. You should leave.

#64 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:15pm by jadeddream

Get the HELL outta there.

#65 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:15pm by djtelekinesis

Ouch...well like everyone has said, take this as your cue to leave! At least you found out shes crazy now (Im assuming relatively early in the relationship if shes crying about her ex) instead of later.

#66 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:18pm by SOMAgirl

I wonder how awkward both of you must have felt after....
She sucks.

#67 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:23pm by offtheheezy

holy shit
only one thing to do. Fuck her, get your fun outa it she cant have all the fun and be sure u use 2 condoms you dont want to father this crazy bitches babies. After that you run like you fucking jacked an x-box 360 (cause ps3 sux.)

D.C.

#68 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:23pm by Demonchild

bitch iz f***** crazy

#69 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:27pm by mcohen

lol maybe you should have thought twice about dating your girl lol

#70 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:31pm by KnOcOuT

#5, you don't understand what happened - he is clearly good enough as he made her orgasm. She just needs to get the fuck over her ex and herself. OP should just dump her - preferably in a funny (for him) manner, to get even. That's just fucked up.

#71 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:33pm by strangersdk

i cant believe how many of you guys found this to be true...sounds made up to me

#72 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:33pm by Cheezits55

did her ex tragically die? If so, I'd say it's okay for her to cry over him...not exactly the best time to do it, but mourning is unpredictable. If not, time to leave her.

#73 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:34pm by kvgf1484

LEAVE!!

#74 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:37pm by CheezerX

Theres no way in hell you deserve this

and there is in fact a brightside to all of this you made the girl orgasm which is not an easy thing to do because for the most part the female orgasm is mental

#75 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:38pm by ZiggyMorrison

you do not deserve it.

#76 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:40pm by 01100110

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#77 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:40pm by JP101

DTB - dump that bitch!

#78 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:40pm by baby_love

She doesn't even know how much I miss her too.

#79 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:40pm by tobywoo

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#80 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:41pm by JP101

WORST. I got secondhand embarrassment just reading that.

#81 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:42pm by ellarayra

#77 is just twisted and shit man, I hope you left the bitch and I hope you tell her to read all these response's to your story to see how perfect strangers feel about shit like that. FYL all the way for this one.

#82 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm by Nisstyre

haha... #77 is on the right track but you need to find something worse

#83 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:49pm by bmt09

YDI for being the rebound guy.

But don't run. Embrace your rebound-ness, have a lot of fun in the meantime, help her get over the old loser, but be ready to part ways when the time is right. You could be the guy she thinks of fondly in 10 years and remembers what a great guy you were, instead of running for the hills at any sign of emotion, like probably every other guy she has ever dated.

PS: I Married my rebound guy 11 years ago. Still married. To him.

#84 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:49pm by screwloose

get out while you still have all your fingers!!!!

#85 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:49pm by iambean

@75 read over what you wrote there...

I'm pretty sure if she was thinking about how much she missed her ex she was NOT on the verge of an orgasm (unless she was fantasizing about him)

Leave her, dating people that aren't over an ex is more trouble than its worth. Also, faking orgasms is a bad sign--shows distrust and lack of communication.

#86 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:50pm by jamiej

if she isn't over her ex, she isn't worth your time. i'd leave her. i don't think she's psychotic though. getting over another is really hard, especially if she cared for him a lot. but you shouldn't have to be with her when she doesn't want to be with you.

#87 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:55pm by deirdre_x3

Dude unless the sex is bomb, leave her, otherwise stay unattached, crazy chicks have the best sex!!!

#88 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:55pm by bskaboom

i suggest you leave her if she starts crying about her ex at that particular moment..that's...awkward :| oh and yeaah fyl, that suckss!

#89 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:57pm by fuckitsmandee

kinda makes you wonder what she thinks about when you two have sex...

#90 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:57pm by malyssa55

Shit, if you leave her she will probably come after you.

#91 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:02pm by alphabetcity

haha i love how everybody basically said "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
But, that's crazy right there. I mean,if you're gonna cry about him, cry about it on your own time, not when you got a guy in you! lol What a freak!

#93 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:05pm by crunkkidz

Those fingers brought back memories, eh?

#94 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:06pm by nobodyno

CRAZY BITCH ALERT, EJECT EJECT!!

#95 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:10pm by whereisbob

#69. Never use two condoms. The friction between the two increases the chances that they'll break.

#96 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:10pm by skierguy

#47 "He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her"

And you would never ever dream of asking your girlfriend to do something for you that she doesn't get pleasure out of, right?

OP: At very best, your girlfriend is insensitive. Melodramatic, too. But from your post, you sound young (my boyfriend is in me if we are having sex, his fingers are in me if he is fingering me), so there's lots of time for you to find someone and for her to grow up and cop on.

#97 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:17pm by noclevername

Leave her, yes.

She's not a bitch.

Maybe you should spend more time talking to her and less time being a pervert.

#99 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:18pm by xClarkGable

that suckssssssssssssssssss

#100 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:19pm by mcohen

Run Forrest run!

#101 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:20pm by uglymoose89

yo.... don't be bothered with her... just leave...

#102 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:22pm by NandraniDevi

lmao #95. Fat chance of that happening #84, just because it happened to you doesn't mean that it's likely to happen to him. Best option: tone it down and 'just be friends' (assuming you're not running for the hills) otherwise you're just asking for trouble.

#103 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:22pm by xarcanus

if she was able to start crying in the midst of her 'orgasm,' that was not an orgasm.

#104 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:22pm by dreamfactory

Stage 5 clinger.

#105 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:24pm by rubbingAlcohol

thats when you should have ripped out her ovaries =]
jk
but srsly get rid of her lol

#106 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:28pm by ohhboyy

WHOA, Leave her now! Nothing good can or will come from that relationship.

#107 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:29pm by ebbasaur

Wow, that's awful. One of the saddest FMLs I've seen, I think. For you and her.

#108 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:30pm by mattmag

Sucksss dude, wipe your fingers under th bitches nose and leave. Even if its your house.

#109 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:36pm by BussellRishop

Dude, that's so sad. She probably was thinking about him the whole entire time.
You don't need someone that's hooked on someone else, it's a waste of time.

#110 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:38pm by lolPayal17

except you weren't inside of her...that would imply sex, you were just fingering her.

#114 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:56pm by lax2009

Ah dude! That's messed up.

#115 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:59pm by ditlihi

That sucks! you should just pretended you did not hear her

#116 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:59pm by zj

Agree with #111, hit it n quit it.

#117 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:00pm by Loe_307

that shit would suck.

#118 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:06pm by sparkydied

Everyone is saying to run, though that's not necessarily the best plan. Everyone says she's not worth it, but did you ever think she is? Not all girls suck, you know. Maybe she thought she was ready for a relationship, but wasn't. Bad timing to have emotions, but you can't control it if you're going to cry. Don't be so quick to call her a bitch. FMLs leave out the whole story because of character limits and if the whole story was there, it wouldn't be funny. I don't say run. I say you should break up, but no need to never talk to her again. She's just still in love.

And for those of you suggesting wiping fingers on her face: You're disgusting. If anyone ever did that to me, I'd kick them so hard they'd be damaged for life.

#119 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:07pm by GabriLee

leave her asssss.

#120 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:09pm by stinkybutt

haha! I think #27 has a great point...

#121 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:09pm by bahahah

hahah omg 77 please marry me.

#124 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:17pm by stinkybutt

haha.. no way! When She was about to orgasm she CRIED! HILARIOUSSSSSSS! lol
She probably needs to get over him and you need to change the way you finger her cuz it seems you're doing it no way different than her ex ;) here's this very good ebook that might help! lol ;) check my comment link
Good luck next timeeeeee.. looooooool

#126 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:20pm by venom7

umm this is hillarious and extremely sad all at the same time...wtf

#127 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:22pm by AgentGreenEyes

woww what a crazy b*tch. definitely leave her.

#128 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:29pm by cdonnae

Sorry to hear that. It's time to leave her...if she misses him so much to think about him during play time =X

#129 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:29pm by lilaznkoolioz

maybe its bc you suck and you werent technically inside of her, youre finger was you pussballs

#130 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:33pm by patsuck

oh dear. you should leave. now.

#131 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:37pm by alyssamarie218

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhah

#132 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:40pm by mmmarissa

Girl needs some serious therapy. Seriously.

#133 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:45pm by mj2123

Well that's fucked up, especially since she told you right then.

#134 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:52pm by Emwo

Uh I usually think dump her responses are dumb but in this case it's totally appropriate. Do it now and get someone else who can appreciate an orgasm.

#135 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:56pm by kapay

you know what would've been more awkward, if she said "i missed her...."

#136 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:00pm by omgitsseejay

Someone can't read signs.

#137 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:05pm by Audio828

You should have dick-slapped her for that. Then give her a pearl necklace (the sex move).

#138 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:18pm by RocAFella1337

dude, abort mission and move on to the next girl... stat

#139 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:30pm by duder

Wow.
Sounds like you were the rebound.
That really sucks.
Run while you can, she has too much emotional baggage and seems like a total nutcase.

#140 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm by Miss_Tyff

dude.. you fucked up!!
you got no wheels buddy..

#141 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:35pm by Gongshow88

# 69 has the right idea.
wham, bam, thank you mam

#142 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:41pm by jman247

#86 the OP said she was at the peak of her orgasm


#96 your an asshole

and i hope she atleast returned the favor cause it would suck if you just finger her get a hard on and she gives you nothing in return unless what she said was a big boner shrinker for you which i can imagine it was

#143 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:53pm by ZiggyMorrison

tell her I miss her too...

#144 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:56pm by ptruth

i say you wipe your fingers on her shirt and jam

#145 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:56pm by aliciaachiang

Lolz at #17

#146 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:00pm by Virgin_Tea

Sounds like your gf has some shit to resolve. Believe it or not, but running away while you can might be necessary. Dead serious. Some girls will talk about past BF's and other guys like it's a habit, to the point of getting emotional about it and 'attaching' it to your relationship. I made a mistake choosing a girl like that years ago because i was young and stupid and she was attractive. As far as dating goes it was probably my worst regret to this day :( Gotta avoid the trainwrecks

#147 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:01pm by chea_chea

Just think of what she'll say the next time you're banging her. Awesome for your self esteem.

#148 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:05pm by lostathome

awwww. you guys are mean!
poor girl.

#149 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm by danzem

Was this the first time you made her come? Our bodies and minds do work in strange ways sometimes, especially in orgasms when the emotions are at their most intense. The first time a guy made me come after a break up, my cheating lying loser of an "ex" popped into my mind too, especially the time I bailed my eyes out after he left me. I guess the only difference is I didn't start crying and telling the new guy what I was thinking.

Everyone is a little caught up in history. The point is not to let it affect your present relationship. Your girl sounds like she's got a lot to work on still.

#150 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:17pm by fermata

#150 and 221 are right.

#285 - On 07/17/2009 at 11:15pm by Balanos_

Dude...run the hell away; "run run as fast as you can!". NOW! And I'm a girl and saying this. That chick is obliviously still in love with that her ex....or crazy. Take an example from the ex and leave because this might not be the first time this has happened. As #102 said " run forest run!!!"

#151 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:19pm by rosalie_haostn

I'd be pissed if I were you

#152 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:21pm by wh0regasm

Well she probably isn't crazy like most are saying (a lot of people miss their ex's) BUT LEAVE HER. She clearly still loves him and its not worth it to ruin the relationship. I would get out now.

#153 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:25pm by cwp318

As #102 said run forest run!!!! Shes coo coo for cocoapuffs!!! She's obliviously still in love with the ex so leave. Take an example from the ex....get the hell out and don't look back. This might not be the first time it's happened.

#154 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:25pm by rosalie_haostn

Whoops I thought the first post didn't show up my bad. :]

#155 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:28pm by rosalie_haostn

i'm with #5 and #35
you suck

#156 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:39pm by czm

Same thing basically happened to me last summer, but instead of my finger, it was my penis lol.

#157 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:02pm by ELFENMAGICLOLZ

That sucks...she definitely was not getting off if she was about to cry!! You just thought she was...girls are good at faking it.

#158 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:04pm by sheni_009

if you really like her stay and she will begin to like you over him. i still love my first ex but have still dated other girls its been almost a year since we broke up.

#159 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:23pm by samus129

Run away!
Shes a loonie!

#160 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:30pm by 123flamegirl

She should of asked where you were. You should have been out of there so fast after that one.

#161 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:37pm by 24788

thats awkward...

#162 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:40pm by lovelylady123

what if u have been with a girl for almsot a year and a half and she still misses her ex?

#163 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:47pm by trilo3000

I don't know what's more fkcd... the fact that she cried or the fact that you thought she was having an orgasm... I mean girls usually cry AFTER I finished because of the feeling of emptiness they feel when I pull out.

And yeah.. guess the b*tch is crazy..

#164 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:48pm by ZeShadow

hoo boy
#s 97, 114, 130 - what, is it like his finger is not a part of him as well?
grow the fuck up.
he was inside her.

#165 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:51pm by jugglernaut

BREAK UP WITH HERRRRR.
or maybe you're just really bad in bed.

BREAK UP WITH HER.

#166 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:54pm by dreamofme

dude.. thats like the FML of the week... yeah, move on and go use yr fingers on someone else, she does not deserve them.. lol. fucked up!

#167 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:55pm by Mikeymikey

Gonna have to agree with the general consensus that that chick is FUCKED UP in the head... also that sucks for you!

#168 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:09am by MelancholySpork

That's very a Bret Easton Ellis, Rules of Attraction-type thing. Get out of there.

#169 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:22am by fmesideways21

Oh my god. Time for her to go. She's a loonie!

#171 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:24am by 123flamegirl

I sympathize for the poor girl. She's not ready for you. It's not your fault. If I was her, I wouldn't bother with a new man for quite a while.

#172 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:31am by i_am_tiff_21

You definitely should've ended it the moment she said that. She's never going to like you better. You might as well cut your losses now.

#173 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:47am by balanceMMX

just leave

#174 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am by Tripodi

wtf.... you don't deserve that!

#175 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:56am by smilebabyy

lmfao, what a psycho hose beast. GTFO man!!

#176 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:15am by aho_matsuri

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

#178 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:24am by Grffin

I kissed your lips and when your face looked sad, it made me think about him and how you still loved him so.

But you know that pretty soon I made you feel glad that you belonged to me, and love began to show.

#180 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:42am by WTFKuro

u dont deserve that. no one does....
but i agree wit #119 & #150
it doesnt mean she's crazy... at least i hope it doesnt.
cuz that would make me crazy.
my bf && i havent gotten to that point but my ex does pop into my mind at times when im with him.
u have no idea the guilt i feel && the pain.
so yeah go on break up with her.
but dont hang her up to dry.

#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:14am by POORLiLSTELA

Wow #165... pathetic comment is pathetic. LOL.

OP - yeah, leave her.

#183 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:39am by dancing_bear

Perfect chance to give her something to really cry about...

#184 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:10am by DCS1138

you should have kicked that bitch out and told her that you agree with the guy who dumped her.

#185 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:13am by lolnowp

Are you sure it was at the peak of her orgasm? Maybe this was just an epic fail on your part...

#186 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:37am by DCS1138

Everyone has pretty much said it! Oh,165, if you're the girl in question,you're pathetic. Understand that if your ex wanted/wants you,he would've done everything in his power to have you.MOVE ON!!!!

Let me also add this OP:
If you think she'll get over him,she won't if she did this while getting off. The ex WILL ALWAYS pop up in conversations and comparisons. Took me three months of listening to a man whine about his ex wife AND ex-girlfriend and how they were kind despite dumping him to learn that.
SHE WILL NEVER CHANGE AND SHE'S NOT QUITE READY FOR ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. Cut your losses,leave but still be in her life for whatever it's worth...

#187 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:40am by bollywood_rocks

uh oh not good

#188 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:00am by rocket9

At least she wasn't talking about her dad. :D

#189 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:31am by Tri

lol at #191 but yeah, i kind of agree too. i'd leave her because if she's thinking about another guy while you're fingering her... i wonder what she'd be thinking about when you were actually fucking her... wait, shit, i hope that doesn't make you feel worse... but you can totally be better off iwthout her

#190 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:41am by brkn_hearted

guess you jumped on to the fresh meat too soon. move on.

#191 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:32am by MKC

why does everyone assume he's a bad fingerer? I mean he DID actually get her off.


Im with everyone who says "leave her". find someone who actually wants you, man

#192 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:11am by youaresofucked

I hate it when people are being used like this.

#193 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:36am by kiripsan

Ah, bloody hell dude, that's gotta burn, eh?

maybe if you worked on your fingering technique she wouldn't miss him that much :P



-FrayedxD

#194 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:36am by FrayedxD

Happened to me twice last year. Once right after sex and out, once right after sex and still in. Man...woman can suck sometimes.

#195 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:41am by Hitsters

Time to go, man. Time to get the hell out of there.

#196 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:44am by arms_akimbo

I would get out of there while you can man, I am sure that the girl is nice, but that is not something you need to deal with. It is not good for you. Hell, it isn't good for her to bring it up, she is clearly not moving on. For her to say that while you are in that position is ridiculous. You don't need to put up with that, it will just torture you.

@ # 150... "You' guys are mean... Poor Girl" NO 150, you're just dumb. You have probably done this to a person, so that is why you sympathize . This isn't something you do to a man, or anyone! You don't date someone, and then constantly bring up an ex-boyfriend, not only is it rude, it gives the man a complex as well as making him feel like he is just the "runner-up."

For any women that read this, don't be stupid and pull this sort of thing. A majority of men would rather be turned down, then end up in a relationship where they are constantly being compared to an ex-bf.

#197 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:51am by DankJemo

Dude! RED FLAG! GET OUT and F That Psycho Chic

#198 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:05am by amazinasian23

Break up with her.
She sounds like a bitch.
(:

You do NOT do/say things like that.
What the hell is wrong with her?

#199 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:08am by Dhamy

#100 Maybe you should spend more time talking to her and less time being a pervert.
a perv for using a finger?? would hate to see what you would call me if you knew what my (good) ex gf and i used to do lol

#200 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:37am by dragonmystik3030

Hahaha #100!

How the f.ck is he being a perv?
Fingering his girlfriend?

Maybe you should spend more time getting out and less time on this website.

#201 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:58am by LeftHanded

Omg, leave her!!! She sounds Psycho!

#202 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:06am by tWitt3rBuG

hahaha. leave her! but not till after you've had your fun...

#203 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:25am by DizzyDemon0

hate to brake it to you but highly unlikely that she was having an orgasm

#204 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:48am by devela

You must really suck at what you do for her to be focusing on him during that. Also, I agree with the people that say leave her, because who wants to be with someone who's hung up on someone else. And #200, she probably wants him to leave her so she doesn't have to break up with him. That's probably why she did it.

#205 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:49am by coffeennicotine

In the words of Tech N9NE, "When sexual activity happens/ And tears start to flow/ Time to go"

#207 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:44pm by pat2rome

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

#208 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:01pm by TheLittlestNinja

that some crazy shit. i would get the fuck out.

#209 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:13pm by f_ckerdef_ck

I'm pretty much with 166 - ZeShadow.
I dunno which aspect of this is the worst; her having a breakdown, you thinking it was an orgasm, or the potential cause of the breakdown (which could certainly include the fact that your act either stirred up some memories, or simply wasn't enough to block them out). But it's pretty damn likely it wasn't an orgasm, my friend - girls can't do much when at their "peak", let alone focus their thoughts enough to start bawling over an ex. Either your timeline is dodgy, it wasn't an orgasm, or she faked it to get it over and done with so she could have her sob session.
Either way, it's all bad news for you, dude. Simple solution, though. If you're not able to discuss it with her, don't WANT to discuss it with her, and/or just don't give enough of a damn about her and the relationship to stick around, then end it. Alternatively, if you feel like both she and the relationship are worth a shot, and you have whatever it takes to discuss the... erm... 'event', then by all means do so. Best of luck either way.
In the future, though... maybe learn to identify certain emotions better, yeah? Best of luck with that, too.

#210 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:27pm by judgeymcjudge

pahahahah. oh my god. shes a crazy bitch

#211 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:51pm by durby5

TSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IT REALLY SUCKS DUDE. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. She´s totally insane and unstable, she´s not quite a good catch. SORRY MANN

#212 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:49pm by 00001000100101

ouch man... i agree with just about every other comments i've read on here..get out now.

#213 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:06pm by The_Master

Wow, that must've stung. Unfortunately that kind of behavior isn't uncommon. Lots of women (and men) use sex to get over an ex. My guess is she had done that in the past with no problem, just didn't work this time.
I'd tell her she needs to work through that before you can have a relationship moving forward. No reason to be cruel. She's already in pain obviously.
Get yourself some alcohol and porn and chalk it up to experience.

#214 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:47pm by thankscupcake

Wow. What a cunt.
Time to find a new pussy.

#215 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:59pm by sneakersneaker

Maybe she was crying because she WASNT having an orgasm

#216 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:50pm by reallyannoyed

I'm hoping you left her house single...

#217 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:55pm by Lou_Briccant

chick is crazy.

#218 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:04pm by missindpnt

apparently that situation reminded her of her ex-boyfriend, wow

now if you should breakup
you're probably having a relationship with someone whose priority isn't you, this could change, she can always get over the other guy

just think about it, and make your decision when you think it's right

#219 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:39pm by kynhk

What is WRONG with people!!!!!!!! I fail to comprehend how some people can be so cruel and ignorant.
Get the hell out of HER and HER LIFE.

#220 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:00pm by wordgirl

this is sad. it makes me think of a couple i know... she fell head over heels in love at 14 and they started dating at 16, for two years. But their relationship was messed up - he never quite got over his ex, and she was never quite what he was looking for. She tried to change for him but it was never enough... then she cheated on him with his best friend, who was in love with her. It was wrong, but she was very lonely and in a lot of pain. She's with the best friend now, but she's not over her first love.

(No, the girl isn't me, in case you're wondering. I had the misfortune of falling for the same guy a few years before, so I can relate to her story)

you don't know the full story, like people have said - if you knew the whole story, it would be sad and not funny.

#221 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:00pm by serious1y

omg. that's absolutly horrible. why would she do that to you.... that was a particualarly inopportune time. im a girl... and i agree that you should leave. you don't deserve that.

#222 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:25pm by ThatsAli3

GTFO!!!

run!!!

#223 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:26pm by 1322q

these comments are really funny..... i've never heard half the stuff you people come up with, but it's amusing = )

#224 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:31pm by ThatsAli3

True True Get Out of There...
But...
U Get Out Of Her Then Go...
is this wat u think about when i pleasure you?
She'll Feel Guilty...
But Get The Hell out of Thereeee!!!

#225 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:36pm by CrushedX

RUN!!!! but first tell her to go to therapy.

#226 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:39pm by lolololcheese

1. fuck the shit out of her
2. repeat 1. a lot
3. don't tell her you address
4. change your number
5. leave

or be responsible and make sure she goes to at least one therapy session before you leave

#227 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:58pm by Eiotlrd

Dude, i had that same shit happen to me. it was the most awkward thing ever! i'd say stay away untill she relizes she wants u

#228 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:08am by INDUBividly

Dude
Your girlfriend is PSYCHO

#229 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:23am by Evee

oh man
that sucks

leave
now

#230 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:10am by Capo123

if this is jeff, its me christian. call me

#231 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:23am by snappytacos

that's fucked up :S

#232 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:21am by keops

Like the last guy I saw with a similar problem....

Kick that bitch to the curb!

#233 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:40am by collegegrad2009

...jeez. No one deserves that, guy, and she certainly doesn't deserve you. Let her have her eff-tard, you can go practice your incredible tear-inducing orgasm-maker on some other girl. :p

#234 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:38pm by berlioz13151411

Did he die? While they were still dating? Recently? Because if the answers to those are no, run. If yes, stop fingerbanging her.

#235 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:29pm by cinella

I agree with just about everyone with the run away, but atleast hit it one more time ; )

#236 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:46pm by arsenal2

She's either young, crazy, or both. Just tell her that's a crappy thing she did and never talk to her again.

#237 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:41pm by mrbuddy

Obviously one word-
REBOUND

#238 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:05pm by MaiLouIsLegend

Oh dude, I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really oughta leave.

#239 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:07pm by BLIND00

emotional douchebag

#240 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:11pm by alewares

Take advantage of her emotional state and then get the hell out of there!

#241 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:20pm by fmah_life

yeah dude, with #1, get out of there, ive been there, and its only gonna cost you a hell of a lot of heartache, get out while you still can

#242 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:06am by cobb138

Whhhhhhhaaaat the f

#243 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:56am by salamander

Leave. Now.

#244 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:21am by namhar

Leave that bitch.

#245 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:14am by AmarilloFML

RUN FAST......but that is pretty funny!

#246 - On 05/02/2009 at 4:41pm by kudaman

Anything I could have said has been said like a hundred times already.

Leave that bitch, Jesus Christ. Life is too short.

#247 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:22pm by Caidoz

#120, you are obviously a girl and i must say that girls like you make boys believe there are no normal, down to earth girls. because if this girl is crying whie she is getting fingered then she has problems.
i'm a girl, and i think this girl is nuts.
and i find it to be very funny that everyone is saying you should slap her in the face!

#248 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:06pm by lucy_leavitt

Run you poor bastard! RUN!

#249 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:50am by MURPHYCHACHO

thats terrible... why was she with you... im sorry for you man, shes just wasted your time :( you'll find someone better

#250 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:54am by azzaroks

i'm a girl.. lol. but WHY would she do that? i mean seriously.. any OTHER time would be ok but... THEN?!!!

#251 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:20pm by fml_fml_fml9

I feel sorry for her. She's obviously trying to move on with you, but cannot get over her ex. She needs to see a counselor maybe to help her move on? and you should be more sensitive, but also tell her to cut the crap. Don't get serious if you think you will get hurt or hurt her, or if you are on the rebound!

Also, she was sooooo not at the peak of her orgasm if she suddenly started crying....

#252 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:28pm by Raceta

Man, tough one. Break out of there, sir.

#253 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:30pm by blackest_eyes13

That sucks! I hope you found someone that wouldn't do that to you! If not I'm sure you will!

#254 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:45pm by swompgurl29

omg. harsh embarassing, horrible gawd! leave her lmao. thats horrible!!!!!!!

#255 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:26am by mtorres8789

oo that sucks. why would she even be thnking of him while YOU'RE fingerinf her?

#256 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:42pm by pegasis

Get out (Leave) right now.

#257 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:28pm by RandomFool

tits or GTFO

#258 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:21am by stuart1010

whattttt theee fuck. wow.
im sorry, that hella sucks. i would never to that to any of my boyfriends. lol.

#259 - On 05/06/2009 at 11:31pm by briit_tanny

well how many boyfriends do u have briit_tanny?

#260 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:16pm by dantheman

Finger the bitch to death! LOL

#261 - On 05/09/2009 at 1:45am by Phallus

17 nice

#262 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:56pm by ritalinboy

I .. I... I miss him THREEE!
:'[


lol.
hope you got rid of that crazy bitch..
ferreal.

#263 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:20am by KaiXtc

Eep. Sometimes getting close to another person after a bad break up can bring up emotions, but for her to get that upset and then actually tell you why is a warning sign.

#264 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:17am by purple_sarah

omg that happend to me but we where just kissing haha

#265 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:48am by lamisscrown

Ouchhh.
I agree with 133.

#266 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:28pm by AnnerNanner

This seriously sucks. God, im so sorry.

#267 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:24pm by Stoneinks

this happened to me. minus the crying. called me her ex's name instead of mine....f-our-l

#268 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:19pm by ejrtree15

She's not worth your time or -talents-

#269 - On 05/21/2009 at 1:43am by at0micmin3r

Then you started crying..

#270 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:33pm by iroquoiswho1033

Run, get away from that as fast as you can.

#271 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:07pm by piperian396

You should convince her into sex since she's vulnerable, then leave her. Mind fuck her as much as she did you!

#272 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:34am by Manny_B92

Don't expect to get serious with her ANYTIME SOON!

#273 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:25pm by EvyMarie

Wow. I honestly think #130 may be mentally deficient.

#274 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:12pm by Shadic

...That's a red flag that she was not ready at all. It's better that you find someone else. Now that is an FML moment.

#275 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:59pm by Diligent17

Ooohhh.. ouch dude..... ouch,...

#276 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:42pm by JoyFly

you should have kept thrusting.

#277 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:30pm by c3ns0r3dn4m3

heh, sounds familiar. they all miss me!!! :-)

seriously that sucks man. good luck

#278 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:30pm by jwise97

Run away, bro. Run like your ass is on fire.

#279 - On 06/11/2009 at 7:37pm by xFenix81x

Break up with her. Now.

#280 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:09pm by Edenbeam

get the hell outta there brotha!

#281 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:23pm by acranine11

there aren't enough dilithium crystals in fictional existence to power the speed you should get away from this girl.

#282 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am by justanotherhuman

Oh man that is harsh. Leave.

#283 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:23pm by Joel_mama

crazy bitch

#284 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:41am by Thanx4thecandy

You know, some times its just hard to get over your loved ones, give it time and be understanding, if you get over this with her she will love you to death.

#286 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:53pm by WithS

ouch. you can finger me if you want ;) i promise i wont cry hehe

#287 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:43am by rebeccawoahh

Ya I agree w #68. Fuck her and dumb her even though that's never happens to me.....man fml oh and fyl but seriosly dude the chicks crazy I meen really.

#288 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:45am by antiluck101

Alright lets get something straight. First of all you should if you didn't already break up with her. Second my guess is her previous bf did the same thing. Obviously she's not over him but hat doesn't make her a, "crazy bitch." Last but not least my cousin had an experience similar to this with her ex bf and her best friend and now there not friends so i don't think either of the 2 or 3 probably feel right about it so give them a break jeeze.

#289 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:39pm by paintballa43

I won't cry when you're in me ;)

#290 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:19pm by minenotyours

Haha. I started crying during sex because I missed my ex bf once. The guy was just like, "wtf" and wiped my tears away and kept going.

But trust me, it was more awkward for her.

#291 - On 01/07/2010 at 1:22am by pahiina20

OUCH!! I agree...it's time to leave!!

#292 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:21pm by twizzlers4ever

ouch that bites

#294 - On 02/18/2010 at 12:35am by campbellshayla73

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