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that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
your mind does get a bit foggy when your having an orgasm though.would you not agree? :)
maybe use ur dick not ur finger... would prob be better for both of u.
I agree with #1, Leave!!!
I agree too! Leave while you can!
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
I agree...what you Need to do is go to the airport and fly to Hawaii they got some fine girls over there and leave a note that says you've vomited suicide....works every time trust me.
lol maybe you should get better at what you do.
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RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#7 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:03pm by Eki23
Get the hell out of there!! I can tell she has psychological issues.
If she wants him that bad, let her go back to him. He's not available? Sucks to be her then, still get rid of her.
She's got problems, major mental ones. Excuse yourself, wash your hands, sneak out the back door and never look back.
Now thats funny right there, I dont care who you are!!
#12 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:07pm by 903texmom1
Most everybody seems to be on the right track. What a nutjob.
That's when you get the hell out of her, and out of there.
Unless it was at your place. Then it's: Get out of her, kick her out.
true definition of finger fucked
Reiterating the suggestion that you run away.
She isn't over him.
Also she's crazy.
gtfo while you can!!!!!
Dude. Run, don't walk, run. You deserve better than that.
Get the hell out of there bro! You moved in way too fast for the girl.
Damn, you must suck.
#21 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:15pm by officerpat
what a bitch . leave her !
#15 same....
#24 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:20pm by jew
In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz:
"HA HA!"
looool. maybe if you were more exciting she wouldn't dwell on him while you're s'posed to be getting her off. :O
#s 1,2,3,4,7,8,9,11,14,15,18,19,20,22, and 24 are on to something, dude. I would listen up.
wow that sucks for you but that the best hint that shes a CRAZY bitch!
Dump her, dump her, dump her!
hahaha, from the sound of your FML sounds like you're dating my ex!
what a bitch...get away from that as fast as you can
time to leave her, buddy. find a girl who won't use you as a rebound.
Maybe if you hadn't been using your finger...
LOL that is SOO sad.
i guess its time to leave her :P
#36 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:33pm by hockey87
lol crapppyyy...
#37 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:34pm by laugh_it_off
to all of u who say "leaveee" you are wrong... leaving will just be accepting defeat, the only way to come out of this situation a winner is to do something radical, maybe a strawberry shortcake
#35 is right...
run dude....far!....FAR AWAY!
With any luck, that's my ex-girlfriend. And serves ya right ya scheming asshole.
If not, apologies, and yeah that does suck. Lol.
bahah that really sucks. Leave her it's not worth it, she has issues.
#42 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:48pm by cba
run as hard as you can. you don't deserve that shit. #42 is an idiot too lol.
#11 has it absolutely correct. Take a word of advice from Scar:
Run away...and never return.
^ How the fuck does he deserve it? He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her, and she's moping about some tool bag that she's no longer with?
OP, I absolutely hate it when girls are stuck on their exes and can't shut the fuck up about it. I feel for you bro.
why are you dating her in the first place? since you knew exactly what her vague words meant it must have come up before.
i'm sorry to hear that man
fingering: you're doing it wrong
Oh man... run away, never look back. Then find yourself a nice, strong and sane woman... they do still exist.
that is the definition of being fucked over. Sorry buddy.
#51 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:58pm by Pitaace
In the words of Scar from the Lion King: "Run away, Simba. Run away and never return!"
Take your fingers out and slap her in the face with the same hand. She deserves it.
dude... your the rebound, leave the bitch
Take your fingers out and slap her with that hand. She deserves it.
Dude, shes fucking pyscho
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definatly agree - RUNNNNNN as fast as you can.
If she can go through that type of 'emotional grief' and STILL have an orgasm then she definitely has issues. Espcially if she has a breakdown at the peak of her climax. Wow.
she needs help...run
this is why girls had problems.
#61 -Ouch! No one deserves that!
OP - FYL. You should leave.
#64 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:15pm by jadeddream
Get the HELL outta there.
Ouch...well like everyone has said, take this as your cue to leave! At least you found out shes crazy now (Im assuming relatively early in the relationship if shes crying about her ex) instead of later.
I wonder how awkward both of you must have felt after....
She sucks.
holy shit
only one thing to do. Fuck her, get your fun outa it she cant have all the fun and be sure u use 2 condoms you dont want to father this crazy bitches babies. After that you run like you fucking jacked an x-box 360 (cause ps3 sux.)
D.C.
lol maybe you should have thought twice about dating your girl lol
#5, you don't understand what happened - he is clearly good enough as he made her orgasm. She just needs to get the fuck over her ex and herself. OP should just dump her - preferably in a funny (for him) manner, to get even. That's just fucked up.
i cant believe how many of you guys found this to be true...sounds made up to me
did her ex tragically die? If so, I'd say it's okay for her to cry over him...not exactly the best time to do it, but mourning is unpredictable. If not, time to leave her.
#73 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:34pm by kvgf1484
Theres no way in hell you deserve this
and there is in fact a brightside to all of this you made the girl orgasm which is not an easy thing to do because for the most part the female orgasm is mental
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#77 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:40pm by JP101
She doesn't even know how much I miss her too.
Double post removed to avoid confusion.
#80 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:41pm by JP101
WORST. I got secondhand embarrassment just reading that.
#77 is just twisted and shit man, I hope you left the bitch and I hope you tell her to read all these response's to your story to see how perfect strangers feel about shit like that. FYL all the way for this one.
haha... #77 is on the right track but you need to find something worse
YDI for being the rebound guy.
But don't run. Embrace your rebound-ness, have a lot of fun in the meantime, help her get over the old loser, but be ready to part ways when the time is right. You could be the guy she thinks of fondly in 10 years and remembers what a great guy you were, instead of running for the hills at any sign of emotion, like probably every other guy she has ever dated.
PS: I Married my rebound guy 11 years ago. Still married. To him.
get out while you still have all your fingers!!!!
@75 read over what you wrote there...
I'm pretty sure if she was thinking about how much she missed her ex she was NOT on the verge of an orgasm (unless she was fantasizing about him)
Leave her, dating people that aren't over an ex is more trouble than its worth. Also, faking orgasms is a bad sign--shows distrust and lack of communication.
if she isn't over her ex, she isn't worth your time. i'd leave her. i don't think she's psychotic though. getting over another is really hard, especially if she cared for him a lot. but you shouldn't have to be with her when she doesn't want to be with you.
Dude unless the sex is bomb, leave her, otherwise stay unattached, crazy chicks have the best sex!!!
i suggest you leave her if she starts crying about her ex at that particular moment..that's...awkward :| oh and yeaah fyl, that suckss!
kinda makes you wonder what she thinks about when you two have sex...
Shit, if you leave her she will probably come after you.
haha i love how everybody basically said "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
But, that's crazy right there. I mean,if you're gonna cry about him, cry about it on your own time, not when you got a guy in you! lol What a freak!
#93 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:05pm by crunkkidz
Those fingers brought back memories, eh?
#94 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:06pm by nobodyno
CRAZY BITCH ALERT, EJECT EJECT!!
#69. Never use two condoms. The friction between the two increases the chances that they'll break.
#47 "He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her"
And you would never ever dream of asking your girlfriend to do something for you that she doesn't get pleasure out of, right?
OP: At very best, your girlfriend is insensitive. Melodramatic, too. But from your post, you sound young (my boyfriend is in me if we are having sex, his fingers are in me if he is fingering me), so there's lots of time for you to find someone and for her to grow up and cop on.
Leave her, yes.
She's not a bitch.
Maybe you should spend more time talking to her and less time being a pervert.
that suckssssssssssssssssss
yo.... don't be bothered with her... just leave...
lmao #95. Fat chance of that happening #84, just because it happened to you doesn't mean that it's likely to happen to him. Best option: tone it down and 'just be friends' (assuming you're not running for the hills) otherwise you're just asking for trouble.
if she was able to start crying in the midst of her 'orgasm,' that was not an orgasm.
thats when you should have ripped out her ovaries =]
jk
but srsly get rid of her lol
WHOA, Leave her now! Nothing good can or will come from that relationship.
Wow, that's awful. One of the saddest FMLs I've seen, I think. For you and her.
Sucksss dude, wipe your fingers under th bitches nose and leave. Even if its your house.
Dude, that's so sad. She probably was thinking about him the whole entire time.
You don't need someone that's hooked on someone else, it's a waste of time.
except you weren't inside of her...that would imply sex, you were just fingering her.
Ah dude! That's messed up.
That sucks! you should just pretended you did not hear her
#116 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:59pm by zj
Agree with #111, hit it n quit it.
Everyone is saying to run, though that's not necessarily the best plan. Everyone says she's not worth it, but did you ever think she is? Not all girls suck, you know. Maybe she thought she was ready for a relationship, but wasn't. Bad timing to have emotions, but you can't control it if you're going to cry. Don't be so quick to call her a bitch. FMLs leave out the whole story because of character limits and if the whole story was there, it wouldn't be funny. I don't say run. I say you should break up, but no need to never talk to her again. She's just still in love.
And for those of you suggesting wiping fingers on her face: You're disgusting. If anyone ever did that to me, I'd kick them so hard they'd be damaged for life.
leave her asssss.
#120 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:09pm by stinkybutt
haha! I think #27 has a great point...
hahah omg 77 please marry me.
#124 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:17pm by stinkybutt
haha.. no way! When She was about to orgasm she CRIED! HILARIOUSSSSSSS! lol
She probably needs to get over him and you need to change the way you finger her cuz it seems you're doing it no way different than her ex ;) here's this very good ebook that might help! lol ;) check my comment link
Good luck next timeeeeee.. looooooool
umm this is hillarious and extremely sad all at the same time...wtf
woww what a crazy b*tch. definitely leave her.
Sorry to hear that. It's time to leave her...if she misses him so much to think about him during play time =X
maybe its bc you suck and you werent technically inside of her, youre finger was you pussballs
oh dear. you should leave. now.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhah
Girl needs some serious therapy. Seriously.
Well that's fucked up, especially since she told you right then.
Uh I usually think dump her responses are dumb but in this case it's totally appropriate. Do it now and get someone else who can appreciate an orgasm.
you know what would've been more awkward, if she said "i missed her...."
Someone can't read signs.
You should have dick-slapped her for that. Then give her a pearl necklace (the sex move).
dude, abort mission and move on to the next girl... stat
Wow.
Sounds like you were the rebound.
That really sucks.
Run while you can, she has too much emotional baggage and seems like a total nutcase.
dude.. you fucked up!!
you got no wheels buddy..
# 69 has the right idea.
wham, bam, thank you mam
#86 the OP said she was at the peak of her orgasm
#96 your an asshole
and i hope she atleast returned the favor cause it would suck if you just finger her get a hard on and she gives you nothing in return unless what she said was a big boner shrinker for you which i can imagine it was
tell her I miss her too...
i say you wipe your fingers on her shirt and jam
Sounds like your gf has some shit to resolve. Believe it or not, but running away while you can might be necessary. Dead serious. Some girls will talk about past BF's and other guys like it's a habit, to the point of getting emotional about it and 'attaching' it to your relationship. I made a mistake choosing a girl like that years ago because i was young and stupid and she was attractive. As far as dating goes it was probably my worst regret to this day :( Gotta avoid the trainwrecks
Just think of what she'll say the next time you're banging her. Awesome for your self esteem.
awwww. you guys are mean!
poor girl.
Was this the first time you made her come? Our bodies and minds do work in strange ways sometimes, especially in orgasms when the emotions are at their most intense. The first time a guy made me come after a break up, my cheating lying loser of an "ex" popped into my mind too, especially the time I bailed my eyes out after he left me. I guess the only difference is I didn't start crying and telling the new guy what I was thinking.
Everyone is a little caught up in history. The point is not to let it affect your present relationship. Your girl sounds like she's got a lot to work on still.
Dude...run the hell away; "run run as fast as you can!". NOW! And I'm a girl and saying this. That chick is obliviously still in love with that her ex....or crazy. Take an example from the ex and leave because this might not be the first time this has happened. As #102 said " run forest run!!!"
#151 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:19pm by rosalie_haostn
I'd be pissed if I were you
Well she probably isn't crazy like most are saying (a lot of people miss their ex's) BUT LEAVE HER. She clearly still loves him and its not worth it to ruin the relationship. I would get out now.
As #102 said run forest run!!!! Shes coo coo for cocoapuffs!!! She's obliviously still in love with the ex so leave. Take an example from the ex....get the hell out and don't look back. This might not be the first time it's happened.
#154 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:25pm by rosalie_haostn
Whoops I thought the first post didn't show up my bad. :]
#155 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:28pm by rosalie_haostn
i'm with #5 and #35
you suck
#156 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:39pm by czm
Same thing basically happened to me last summer, but instead of my finger, it was my penis lol.
That sucks...she definitely was not getting off if she was about to cry!! You just thought she was...girls are good at faking it.
if you really like her stay and she will begin to like you over him. i still love my first ex but have still dated other girls its been almost a year since we broke up.
She should of asked where you were. You should have been out of there so fast after that one.
what if u have been with a girl for almsot a year and a half and she still misses her ex?
I don't know what's more fkcd... the fact that she cried or the fact that you thought she was having an orgasm... I mean girls usually cry AFTER I finished because of the feeling of emptiness they feel when I pull out.
And yeah.. guess the b*tch is crazy..
hoo boy
#s 97, 114, 130 - what, is it like his finger is not a part of him as well?
grow the fuck up.
he was inside her.
BREAK UP WITH HERRRRR.
or maybe you're just really bad in bed.
BREAK UP WITH HER.
dude.. thats like the FML of the week... yeah, move on and go use yr fingers on someone else, she does not deserve them.. lol. fucked up!
Gonna have to agree with the general consensus that that chick is FUCKED UP in the head... also that sucks for you!
That's very a Bret Easton Ellis, Rules of Attraction-type thing. Get out of there.
Oh my god. Time for her to go. She's a loonie!
I sympathize for the poor girl. She's not ready for you. It's not your fault. If I was her, I wouldn't bother with a new man for quite a while.
You definitely should've ended it the moment she said that. She's never going to like you better. You might as well cut your losses now.
wtf.... you don't deserve that!
lmfao, what a psycho hose beast. GTFO man!!
I kissed your lips and when your face looked sad, it made me think about him and how you still loved him so.
But you know that pretty soon I made you feel glad that you belonged to me, and love began to show.
u dont deserve that. no one does....
but i agree wit #119 & #150
it doesnt mean she's crazy... at least i hope it doesnt.
cuz that would make me crazy.
my bf && i havent gotten to that point but my ex does pop into my mind at times when im with him.
u have no idea the guilt i feel && the pain.
so yeah go on break up with her.
but dont hang her up to dry.
#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:14am by POORLiLSTELA
Wow #165... pathetic comment is pathetic. LOL.
OP - yeah, leave her.
Perfect chance to give her something to really cry about...
you should have kicked that bitch out and told her that you agree with the guy who dumped her.
Are you sure it was at the peak of her orgasm? Maybe this was just an epic fail on your part...
Everyone has pretty much said it! Oh,165, if you're the girl in question,you're pathetic. Understand that if your ex wanted/wants you,he would've done everything in his power to have you.MOVE ON!!!!
Let me also add this OP:
If you think she'll get over him,she won't if she did this while getting off. The ex WILL ALWAYS pop up in conversations and comparisons. Took me three months of listening to a man whine about his ex wife AND ex-girlfriend and how they were kind despite dumping him to learn that.
SHE WILL NEVER CHANGE AND SHE'S NOT QUITE READY FOR ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. Cut your losses,leave but still be in her life for whatever it's worth...
At least she wasn't talking about her dad. :D
#189 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:31am by Tri
lol at #191 but yeah, i kind of agree too. i'd leave her because if she's thinking about another guy while you're fingering her... i wonder what she'd be thinking about when you were actually fucking her... wait, shit, i hope that doesn't make you feel worse... but you can totally be better off iwthout her
guess you jumped on to the fresh meat too soon. move on.
#191 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:32am by MKC
why does everyone assume he's a bad fingerer? I mean he DID actually get her off.
Im with everyone who says "leave her". find someone who actually wants you, man
I hate it when people are being used like this.
Ah, bloody hell dude, that's gotta burn, eh?
maybe if you worked on your fingering technique she wouldn't miss him that much :P
-FrayedxD
Happened to me twice last year. Once right after sex and out, once right after sex and still in. Man...woman can suck sometimes.
Time to go, man. Time to get the hell out of there.
I would get out of there while you can man, I am sure that the girl is nice, but that is not something you need to deal with. It is not good for you. Hell, it isn't good for her to bring it up, she is clearly not moving on. For her to say that while you are in that position is ridiculous. You don't need to put up with that, it will just torture you.
@ # 150... "You' guys are mean... Poor Girl" NO 150, you're just dumb. You have probably done this to a person, so that is why you sympathize . This isn't something you do to a man, or anyone! You don't date someone, and then constantly bring up an ex-boyfriend, not only is it rude, it gives the man a complex as well as making him feel like he is just the "runner-up."
For any women that read this, don't be stupid and pull this sort of thing. A majority of men would rather be turned down, then end up in a relationship where they are constantly being compared to an ex-bf.
Dude! RED FLAG! GET OUT and F That Psycho Chic
Break up with her.
She sounds like a bitch.
(:
You do NOT do/say things like that.
What the hell is wrong with her?
#100 Maybe you should spend more time talking to her and less time being a pervert.
a perv for using a finger?? would hate to see what you would call me if you knew what my (good) ex gf and i used to do lol
Hahaha #100!
How the f.ck is he being a perv?
Fingering his girlfriend?
Maybe you should spend more time getting out and less time on this website.
Omg, leave her!!! She sounds Psycho!
hahaha. leave her! but not till after you've had your fun...
hate to brake it to you but highly unlikely that she was having an orgasm
You must really suck at what you do for her to be focusing on him during that. Also, I agree with the people that say leave her, because who wants to be with someone who's hung up on someone else. And #200, she probably wants him to leave her so she doesn't have to break up with him. That's probably why she did it.
#205 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:49am by coffeennicotine
In the words of Tech N9NE, "When sexual activity happens/ And tears start to flow/ Time to go"
that some crazy shit. i would get the fuck out.
#209 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:13pm by f_ckerdef_ck
I'm pretty much with 166 - ZeShadow.
I dunno which aspect of this is the worst; her having a breakdown, you thinking it was an orgasm, or the potential cause of the breakdown (which could certainly include the fact that your act either stirred up some memories, or simply wasn't enough to block them out). But it's pretty damn likely it wasn't an orgasm, my friend - girls can't do much when at their "peak", let alone focus their thoughts enough to start bawling over an ex. Either your timeline is dodgy, it wasn't an orgasm, or she faked it to get it over and done with so she could have her sob session.
Either way, it's all bad news for you, dude. Simple solution, though. If you're not able to discuss it with her, don't WANT to discuss it with her, and/or just don't give enough of a damn about her and the relationship to stick around, then end it. Alternatively, if you feel like both she and the relationship are worth a shot, and you have whatever it takes to discuss the... erm... 'event', then by all means do so. Best of luck either way.
In the future, though... maybe learn to identify certain emotions better, yeah? Best of luck with that, too.

pahahahah. oh my god. shes a crazy bitch
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IT REALLY SUCKS DUDE. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. She´s totally insane and unstable, she´s not quite a good catch. SORRY MANN
ouch man... i agree with just about every other comments i've read on here..get out now.
Wow, that must've stung. Unfortunately that kind of behavior isn't uncommon. Lots of women (and men) use sex to get over an ex. My guess is she had done that in the past with no problem, just didn't work this time.
I'd tell her she needs to work through that before you can have a relationship moving forward. No reason to be cruel. She's already in pain obviously.
Get yourself some alcohol and porn and chalk it up to experience.
Wow. What a cunt.
Time to find a new pussy.
Maybe she was crying because she WASNT having an orgasm
I'm hoping you left her house single...
apparently that situation reminded her of her ex-boyfriend, wow
now if you should breakup
you're probably having a relationship with someone whose priority isn't you, this could change, she can always get over the other guy
just think about it, and make your decision when you think it's right
What is WRONG with people!!!!!!!! I fail to comprehend how some people can be so cruel and ignorant.
Get the hell out of HER and HER LIFE.
this is sad. it makes me think of a couple i know... she fell head over heels in love at 14 and they started dating at 16, for two years. But their relationship was messed up - he never quite got over his ex, and she was never quite what he was looking for. She tried to change for him but it was never enough... then she cheated on him with his best friend, who was in love with her. It was wrong, but she was very lonely and in a lot of pain. She's with the best friend now, but she's not over her first love.
(No, the girl isn't me, in case you're wondering. I had the misfortune of falling for the same guy a few years before, so I can relate to her story)
you don't know the full story, like people have said - if you knew the whole story, it would be sad and not funny.
omg. that's absolutly horrible. why would she do that to you.... that was a particualarly inopportune time. im a girl... and i agree that you should leave. you don't deserve that.
these comments are really funny..... i've never heard half the stuff you people come up with, but it's amusing = )
True True Get Out of There...
But...
U Get Out Of Her Then Go...
is this wat u think about when i pleasure you?
She'll Feel Guilty...
But Get The Hell out of Thereeee!!!
RUN!!!! but first tell her to go to therapy.
1. fuck the shit out of her
2. repeat 1. a lot
3. don't tell her you address
4. change your number
5. leave
or be responsible and make sure she goes to at least one therapy session before you leave
Dude, i had that same shit happen to me. it was the most awkward thing ever! i'd say stay away untill she relizes she wants u
Dude
Your girlfriend is PSYCHO
oh man
that sucks
leave
now
#230 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:10am by Capo123
if this is jeff, its me christian. call me
Like the last guy I saw with a similar problem....
Kick that bitch to the curb!
...jeez. No one deserves that, guy, and she certainly doesn't deserve you. Let her have her eff-tard, you can go practice your incredible tear-inducing orgasm-maker on some other girl. :p
Did he die? While they were still dating? Recently? Because if the answers to those are no, run. If yes, stop fingerbanging her.
I agree with just about everyone with the run away, but atleast hit it one more time ; )
She's either young, crazy, or both. Just tell her that's a crappy thing she did and never talk to her again.
Obviously one word-
REBOUND
Oh dude, I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really oughta leave.
Take advantage of her emotional state and then get the hell out of there!
yeah dude, with #1, get out of there, ive been there, and its only gonna cost you a hell of a lot of heartache, get out while you still can
RUN FAST......but that is pretty funny!
Anything I could have said has been said like a hundred times already.
Leave that bitch, Jesus Christ. Life is too short.
#120, you are obviously a girl and i must say that girls like you make boys believe there are no normal, down to earth girls. because if this girl is crying whie she is getting fingered then she has problems.
i'm a girl, and i think this girl is nuts.
and i find it to be very funny that everyone is saying you should slap her in the face!
Run you poor bastard! RUN!
thats terrible... why was she with you... im sorry for you man, shes just wasted your time :( you'll find someone better
i'm a girl.. lol. but WHY would she do that? i mean seriously.. any OTHER time would be ok but... THEN?!!!
I feel sorry for her. She's obviously trying to move on with you, but cannot get over her ex. She needs to see a counselor maybe to help her move on? and you should be more sensitive, but also tell her to cut the crap. Don't get serious if you think you will get hurt or hurt her, or if you are on the rebound!
Also, she was sooooo not at the peak of her orgasm if she suddenly started crying....
Man, tough one. Break out of there, sir.
That sucks! I hope you found someone that wouldn't do that to you! If not I'm sure you will!
omg. harsh embarassing, horrible gawd! leave her lmao. thats horrible!!!!!!!
oo that sucks. why would she even be thnking of him while YOU'RE fingerinf her?
Get out (Leave) right now.
whattttt theee fuck. wow.
im sorry, that hella sucks. i would never to that to any of my boyfriends. lol.
well how many boyfriends do u have briit_tanny?
Finger the bitch to death! LOL
I .. I... I miss him THREEE!
:'[
lol.
hope you got rid of that crazy bitch..
ferreal.
Eep. Sometimes getting close to another person after a bad break up can bring up emotions, but for her to get that upset and then actually tell you why is a warning sign.
omg that happend to me but we where just kissing haha
Ouchhh.
I agree with 133.
This seriously sucks. God, im so sorry.
this happened to me. minus the crying. called me her ex's name instead of mine....f-our-l
#268 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:19pm by ejrtree15
She's not worth your time or -talents-
Then you started crying..
Run, get away from that as fast as you can.
You should convince her into sex since she's vulnerable, then leave her. Mind fuck her as much as she did you!
Don't expect to get serious with her ANYTIME SOON!
Wow. I honestly think #130 may be mentally deficient.
...That's a red flag that she was not ready at all. It's better that you find someone else. Now that is an FML moment.
Ooohhh.. ouch dude..... ouch,...
you should have kept thrusting.
#277 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:30pm by c3ns0r3dn4m3
heh, sounds familiar. they all miss me!!! :-)
seriously that sucks man. good luck
Run away, bro. Run like your ass is on fire.
Break up with her. Now.
#280 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:09pm by Edenbeam
get the hell outta there brotha!
there aren't enough dilithium crystals in fictional existence to power the speed you should get away from this girl.
Oh man that is harsh. Leave.
You know, some times its just hard to get over your loved ones, give it time and be understanding, if you get over this with her she will love you to death.
ouch. you can finger me if you want ;) i promise i wont cry hehe
Ya I agree w #68. Fuck her and dumb her even though that's never happens to me.....man fml oh and fyl but seriosly dude the chicks crazy I meen really.
Alright lets get something straight. First of all you should if you didn't already break up with her. Second my guess is her previous bf did the same thing. Obviously she's not over him but hat doesn't make her a, "crazy bitch." Last but not least my cousin had an experience similar to this with her ex bf and her best friend and now there not friends so i don't think either of the 2 or 3 probably feel right about it so give them a break jeeze.
I won't cry when you're in me ;)
Haha. I started crying during sex because I missed my ex bf once. The guy was just like, "wtf" and wiped my tears away and kept going.
But trust me, it was more awkward for her.
OUCH!! I agree...it's time to leave!!
ouch that bites
#294 - On 02/18/2010 at 12:35am by campbellshayla73
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