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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58059) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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That cat is a hero.

#4 - On 01/09/2011 at 3:17am by Murn

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Genius cat !

#1 - On 01/09/2011 at 3:15am by frenchmanfresh

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