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Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

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Did you kids say:"We like having two dads like you, daddy. Mom's the bitch anyways."

Now, that, would be FML squared!

#4 - On 01/08/2011 at 1:33pm by xnox

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They must have been older to be able to go home themselves and tell you. But that is terrible OP, it's hard for the kids to deal with (parents will divorce, dad will suddenly be with a man) and they have to tell you and see you break down! (considering you were either in denial or really didn't know)
No one deserves a partner like that

#6 - On 01/08/2011 at 1:35pm by Residence

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