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Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can!
Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines.
Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 26 November 2014