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Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML


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On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can!

#1 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:01am by kindlystfupls

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Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines.

Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

#5 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:22am by Jimboom

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