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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (2545)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

#6 - On 12/02/2010 at 6:23am by rave_noises

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you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from
the bank.

#11 - On 12/02/2010 at 6:44am by Judus_beej

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