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Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16489) - you deserved it (38893)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

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and then her dad said "sure am cupcake ;)"

#2 - On 11/28/2010 at 10:26am by timtuttlez

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I take it you two were playing Poker and it was time for round two of the game.


Although there is one variant of the game known as Poke-her which doesn't involve cards.

#11 - On 11/28/2010 at 10:40am by FYLDeep

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