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Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6507) - you deserved it (43350)

On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

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