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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14383) - you deserved it (29351)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

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could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex

#3 - On 11/19/2010 at 6:04am by spoilt_

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Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.

#5 - On 11/19/2010 at 6:08am by allmidnighteyes

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