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Today, Parents Askd Me If I Had A Nice Time With Grlfriend At The Amusement Park I Took Her To Yesterday!! She Was Pretty Freakd Out By Some Of The Rides So Without Thinking I Said, ( Yeah, But She Sure Is A Screamer!! ) My Parents Then Exchange A Look And Say, ( Oh Trust Us, We Know!! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (27607)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

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All is can say is... Bahahahahahahahah
You made my morning (:

#2 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:30am by brit8741

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Haha, awesome!

#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:30am by Mesocoollike

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