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Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9563) - you deserved it (19263)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

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All is can say is... Bahahahahahahahah
You made my morning (:

#2 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:30am by brit8741

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definitely start using duct tape

#13 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:58am by Waffle817

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