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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (6080)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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