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Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25516) - you deserved it (1911)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

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Well, at least now you have a conversation starter.

#1 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:58am by TheBestManEver

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Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.

#5 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:10am by bigphill1333

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