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Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (2293)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

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Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.

#5 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:10am by bigphill1333

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play it back for them lol but WTF why did you listen to all 7 minutes that's just wrong

#8 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:11am by angel55033

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