Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML
by Cantbreath94 / 11/13/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.
#5 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:10am by bigphill1333
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play it back for them lol but WTF why did you listen to all 7 minutes that's just wrong
#8 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:11am by angel55033
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