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Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (2615)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

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Hahaha did he add mayo??

#14 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:13am by Jaydos

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I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

#19 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:17am by knibbsy

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