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Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24425) - you deserved it (7814)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.

#3 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:40pm by Froley

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I don't trust you either.

#2 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:39pm by cabbitt

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