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Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22581) - you deserved it (4895)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:27pm - intimacy - by jo1429 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Bow chicka bow-bow....

#5 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:13pm by BookBeast

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Well, did you?

#1 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:11pm by Eaglestrike117

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