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Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

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A woman from North Carolina
Strung catgut across her vagina
With proper-sized cocks
Her cunt would play Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Mina


There are a few rhymes for you.

#7 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:17pm by perdix

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is her name Regina...

#3 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:10pm by seymourlilly17

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