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Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9930) - you deserved it (41110)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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degrassi!

#1 - On 10/16/2010 at 2:53am by Memoohhh

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seems like you should have left that at home

#3 - On 10/16/2010 at 2:54am by fatfatgoeshome

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