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Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21743) - you deserved it (4821)

On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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That man is full of WIN.

#1 - On 10/08/2010 at 1:11pm by Action_Bastard

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so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

#4 - On 10/08/2010 at 1:14pm by fmlwinnn

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