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Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

#2 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:10am by yazmi_09

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Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!!

This is twice this week I've had to say this!

Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

#14 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:23am by Mirorbo

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