Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

    #2 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:10am by yazmi_09

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  • Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!!

    This is twice this week I've had to say this!

    Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

    #14 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:23am by Mirorbo

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