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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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*Long distance support* What a jerk move! Hang in there!

#1 - On 10/04/2010 at 7:05pm by perstephane

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Wow what a prick the husband is. When my first was coming, I was at work, and my boss said I couldn't leave, and if I did I would be fired, I went to the time clock, punched out, and went right to the hospital. (I didn't lose my job either, they fired my boss, and gave me 8 weeks pay to not sue)

When the twins were coming, I was at Comiskey Park in Chicago watching the White Sox play, and immediately got up and left the game in the 6th inning and went right to the hospital.

I didn't care about that Bro's vs Ho's crap this guy pulled, I wanted to be there with my wife as any man should be

#105 - On 10/04/2010 at 8:14pm by mike3775

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